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  1. 03-05-2005, 09:08 PM #17
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    There's a spelling mistake. 'get' should be 'git'.

    Sorry, I coudn't resist. Sorry I'm a spoiler to/too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt1eD
    Sorry, I coudn't resist. Sorry I'm a spoiler to/too!
    What? You lie on the back of a car to improve traction at high speeds?
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    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"
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    I do, it gets the face good and ready for a fit...

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    took me nearly as long as

    why did the archetect have his house made backwards?

    so he could watch tv at the same time

    (rofl)
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    5lab... get out
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    lol, that one took me a few seconds...

    Still, my fave of all time has to be this one:

    A man walks into a drum kit.

    brrrum tish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick
    A man walks into a drum kit.

    brrrum tish.
    Sack him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5lab
    why did the archetect have his house made backwards?

    so he could watch tv at the same time







    i dont get it
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishey
    i dont get it
    Don't worry, you're not the only one...

    Can someone explain?
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  10. 04-05-2005, 11:01 AM #26
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    <sigh>

    C'mon guys...

    Had his hous maid backwards

    *groan*

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