I'm with you Lee, me old mate. I'm as poncy as Dale Wintons hair dresser, but also a real man as well. Its a tricky thing to pull off, but get it right, as I'm sure you know, and the effect is spot on.
Old shampoo trick - hide the Head & Shoulders away somewhere, and leave a bottle of Pantene Pro-V out on display. Lovely hair, and people don't think you're a right scruff.
Its attention to detail like that, that can make or break a poncy mans bathroom.