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    I'm with you Lee, me old mate. I'm as poncy as Dale Wintons hair dresser, but also a real man as well. Its a tricky thing to pull off, but get it right, as I'm sure you know, and the effect is spot on.

    Old shampoo trick - hide the Head & Shoulders away somewhere, and leave a bottle of Pantene Pro-V out on display. Lovely hair, and people don't think you're a right scruff.

    Its attention to detail like that, that can make or break a poncy mans bathroom.

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    What AM I letting myself in for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildmonkeyUK
    salicylic acid shampoo's, creams and stuff for my skin
    Aspirin Shampoo WTFFFF?

    39p/l morrisons own brand For great justice! Even when i used to have long hair i used that, and you wouldnt belive the number of comments i used to get on how nice it was.
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    Honestly, what a parlarver. My bathroom contains soap, shampoo, razor, shaving foam, toothbrush, and several empty beer cans.

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    The reason I have salicylic shampoo is due to a bad case of psoriasis on my scalp.

    The shampoo I have is great but should only be used twice a week, then theres the coal tar ointment - thats a twice a week again and then we have my shampoo and condition

    Rave - just to make my "bathroom" sound more manly, theres 4 bottles of budweiser in the bin from yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave
    Honestly, what a parlarver. My bathroom contains soap, shampoo, razor, shaving foam, toothbrush, and several empty beer cans.
    ^^^ Is God.

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    Why do you have beer cans (empty) in your bathroom?

    That just screams "alky".

    Cos if you're brushing your teeth, you can't drink/

    Having a bath, ugh just ugh

    Showering, pointless

    Going to the toilet, plain ewww
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave
    Honestly, what a parlarver. My bathroom contains soap, shampoo, razor, shaving foam, toothbrush, and several empty beer cans.

    Exactly. With a few modifications. (wine glasses)

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    Drinking in the bath is one of lifes little comforts. I often have a glass of JD or something, and a quick, erm... smoke. Bliss.

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    Question is tho, did Neo get the black rose for his laydee?
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD
    Question is tho, did Neo get the black rose for his laydee?
    I hope so...

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    Pyle, I'm a bit like you, I was enjoying just being single and free until very recently, but now, I'm starting to want to settle down, maybe have kids in a few years. I'm 24 though, so no rush.

    Just got to find a nice girl now... [/smug]

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    I wonder how long until we start to annoy every other person on the forums with this...

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    I'll stop now, i think

    Apologies to Neonplanet for trashing his thread... I hope it all goes well for ya!

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    I'm not annoyed, i'm just jelous. You swore to be mine Stewy, how could you desert me for a woman

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai
    I'll stop now, i think

    Apologies to Neonplanet for trashing his thread... I hope it all goes well for ya!
    Totally, me departs Good luck Neo my man!
    Last edited by 0iD; 18-07-2005 at 05:12 PM.
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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