Life Tips.

[dangel]

* Not a good idea to not tell your wife about your online shopping.

* Online forums are for discussion, not points scoring.

* You'll understand the above when old enough

* NEVER drink a pint of vodka in 5 mins flat. A&E aren't gentle with stomach pumps.

* Buy something on it merits, this doesn't include the badge or brand it wears.

* The middle and outside lane are for overtaking only.

* Fog lights. The clue for when to use them is in their name. Cunning.

* Bill and Ted "Be good to one another" - never a wiser phrase.

* Money doesn't buy happyness, but that doesn't mean it isn't great to have lots.

[bujinkan-ka]

1. Never mix vodka and whisky, especially not in large quantities.
2. Don't trust ANYONE with your computer, not even your parents.
3. Violence is not always necessary.
4. Never let anyone intimidate you.
5. When you fix one problem, ten more spring up.

[amjedm]

If someone has their hands full waiting at a bus stop, don't try to help them on the bus without asking 'do you want to catch this bus?'.

Otherwise, it's embarrasing when they say 'I don't want to catch this one' and probably even more if the people on the bus stare at you.

[Stewart]

4. Never let anyone intimidate you.

Very humourus.

[Meiapaul]

Don't Eat Yellow Snow

Don't chop wood on a raft

[shiato storm]

never share a water bed with a hedgehog

[megah0]

If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried and blame the new boy in the office.

[Dougal]

Don't watch porn with your door unlocked.

Especially in shared accomodation.

Cos a video WILL be released on the internet about your "escapades"