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[johnny02004976]

congrats mate

[Whiternoise]

Congrats!

oh and congrats to ibm if you were being serious - poor choice of store though

[Funkstar]

ibm, you'll be needing some sticks... sticks with nails in

[IBM]

No, I shall be moving to America, buying a house with a porch, upon which I will sit, with a 12 gauge, shouting 'GET OFF MY LAND!!!'.

The land will be set in several acres of very flat lawn, sewn with antipersonal devices, trip mounted razor wire, and nasty sharp spinny things. I shall also have a M82A1A .50 Caliber Special Application Scoped Rifle, equipped with standard and night scope. Schooling shall be arranged in house, done by an ugly old woman, and all trips off the estate will be accompanied by several very brutal gay eunuchs, to which my daugther will be handcuffed with no hope of escape.

My son will supply the grandkids in time.

[0iD]

My eldest had this one boyfriend who was 16 (3 years older than her) who had been excluded from 3 schools for violence & also had a cople of ASBO's. Needless to say I didn't like the chap. However, whilst she was chatting to him on MSN with webcam on I stood behind her, grinning like the loon i am, a meat clever in each hand and a sign that said "You touch her, I'll cut it off!", which I personally thought was hysterically funny.
She however didn't, and gave me the silent treatment for nearly a week (bliss).

Funily enough we've not seen not heard from him again. Odd that.

[IBM]

fantastic

Anyone else got more ideas like that? I'll hoard them until required.

OiD, gotta say, that's a nightmare scenario, some little thug dating my daughter...

[Funkstar]

I like your style ibm.

Just make sure the ugly old woman is a good catholic and god fearing. That will give them a nice balanced education.