You mean to say its not true?

[Clunk]

If the ice cream van is playing music, then that means he's sold out.

Ginga

[Whiternoise]

ROFL that's gotta be one i tell my kids..

[SteveC]

Ba-ba-yaa-ga (polish for evil witch, I think...something like that!)

I was told to get to bed in time or else *it* would come for me and do something. Oh how my mum scared the crap out of me with it. She said *it* was in the tree just opposite my window!

Baba Yaga was particularly evil. As I remember, she lived in a hut that possessed the ability to move around on chicken legs, with the tendency to spin and make loud noises.

[MadduckUK]

i was told the crusts one. i have no idea why people think its appealing to become a pube head

[tiggerai]

i was told the crusts one. i have no idea why people think its appealing to become a pube head

That one actually made my sister cry when she was 4/5, she really didn't want curly hair. (We both have poker straight hair)

[fuddam]

Jesus.

Tee Pee

[ACiD303]

For every grain of rice you leave on your plate adds an inch to your wife's waist.

wasn't really cruel as I had no idea what a wife, inch, or waist was at the time....plus I wasn't married anyway

[badass]

Tee Pee

your parents told you wierd things when you were young!
Have you confirmed that TeePee does not exist?

[MadduckUK]

if teepee is younger then technically that could have made sence

[666moe666]

If the ice cream van is playing music, then that means he's sold out.

Ginga

plain cruel tbh...

[KBeee]

When I couldn't sleep my Dad would say "Lie near the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off"
Trouble is it worked...

[TeePee]

I'm a myth...

[Clunk]

I'm a myth...

And I've just noticed we have the same avatar

[MadduckUK]

oh god your right!

[TeePee]

Mine is more insane

Can anyone name the movie?

[Clunk]

Mutiny on the Airbuses?