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    Much like his replicated Rolex, Andy was also tricked into purchasing a replicated elephant.

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    caption:iI thought id pack a thermos.

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    caption: No one told me my fly was open.

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    Picture 1:

    When the guys in the office told me to get some Red Bull, I should have warned them my colour vision was poor. But at least this is a bull, not a cow .... I checked.


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    I knew I should never have accepted that job offer from David. The stress here in the HEXUS office is driving me crazy.

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    nvidia developers showcase their new graphics technologies by releasing early screenshots of the eagerly awaited FarCry rival, 'Jungle Davies'.

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    PIC1 "Never mind the elephant, check out my tacky fake Rolex..."

    PIC2 "Nothing like a bit of Jane Austin to help you relax..."
    HEXUS FOLDING TEAM It's EASY

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    On the way to Dell's new call centre andy realised he forgot his wallet...if only he was an elephant. All he had to pay for his cab-fare was a rolex...
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    Andy was later fired from Gainward for abusing the company's public transport allowance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen
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    When the guys in the office told me to get some Red Bull, I should have warned them my colour vision was poor. But at least this is a bull, not a cow .... I checked.
    Did you know that a male elephant's genitalia are stored internally?

    No wonder Andy's feeling cocky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rajagra
    Did you know that a male elephant's genitalia are stored internally?

    No wonder Andy's feeling cocky!
    OUCH! Oh...you meant internally in the elephant...

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    Is it a bird? Is it a plane ?

    Sort of !

    Andy was annoyed at Hexus' choice of low cost flight operator, when they said I'd be going to the Congo on a Jumbo for £19.95inc he thought it was too good to be true and it was ! Look at the time It's been a 24 hour flight so far..
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    Quote Originally Posted by nichomach
    OUCH! Oh...you meant internally in the elephant...
    First part of Andys debut review was the review the snazzy new Gainward - Elephant case

    The externals of the case were shown in picture 1

    Nice, well built case, slighly bulky but has a Gainward seal of quality on top



    Next page : Internals
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    Andy rued the day he was transferred out to Hexus's 'cheaper to run in foreign country' forum helpdesk...but at least they provided him with beer in true Hexus style
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    #1 Great they got me scratching that wierd itch I picked up last weekend!!!
    #2 Wow they are doing wonders with topical ointments and wierd itches, it says in this health class guide!!!

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    #1 = Whoa, pretty sleek mapping on this entity - er, Elephant.
    b - So whats the connection on this thing?

    #2 = **Reading Kuma Satra: 1337 Jungle Edition Uber Powerpack Golden Super Duper Sample Version** So the bottle goes here and...
    b - Hmm... I have suddenly come to realise how crap books are. However it makes me look sophisticated so i shall continue ;D

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    Pic 1: David 'Hannibal' Brent writes for hexus now??


    Pic 2: He loves it when a plan comes together!

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