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    "No, No, I'm telling you. There's a WiFi hotspot around here somewhere, I'm sure of it!" Pause... "What do you mean we are not in Wolverhampton?"




    Note to diary : “The offices at Hexus are not quite as technologically advanced as i was expecting. But apparently their Elephant has a lot of memory...”
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    After being sent on his latest business research trip for 6 months, Andy started to wonder if David was trying to tell him something...







    Should i stop now?
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    Hexus's new mascot was making a big impression...







    Sorry!
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    ...moments after Andy discovered just how far an elephant can reach......

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    Is that an elephants trunk, or are you just pleased to see me?

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    Looking at that smile its a bit " well do you feel lucky, punk!" so how about......

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    Or even......

    "Christ, this is playing havoc with my piles!"

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    Shamelessly stolen from the BBC Caption Competition:
    "Aw ref! That's got to be a Hannibal!"

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    Elephant: "When I said 'On me 'ead, son' this wasn't what I meant..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrzej
    ...something something...

    ...he was doing the elephant...

    ...something something...

    ...elephant sees a mouse...

    ...something something...

    ...elephant screams...

    ...something something...

    ..."Yeah baby, who's your daddy" screamed Andy...

    ...something something...



    The advantage of this caption is that it will be updated next month to Caption 5.3 and it will be even funnier - while using less lines of code even though it will reference a wider variety of animals

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    PIC1) I could have been a good extra in Return of The king.....onward and march you beast!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yamangman
    Didn't realise you ATi guys were so desperate to get your hands on nVidia hardware.
    You can win a 6600GT, OR a X800 cant you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yamangman
    ...desperate to get your hands on...
    Cue strains of Gordon Lightfoot
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    "X800GT... snap it up while you still can"
    HEXUS
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    Caption: Elephant?,thats just the pile of crap on my desk since i got here.

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    Pic 1) Elephant says "So Andy, I see your still holding onto your trunk, hope it still doesn't hurt too much... my cousin Bertha thought she was doing you a favor...boy, was she ever embarresed when she tried to play trunksie with you! She told me to tell you she will send the missing parts back as soon as they come out!"
    Pic 2) Oh great, this care package came from Bertha, at least she wrapped it up, but I don't recall it being this color...or shape!? And this book, '101 things to do with a broken trunk that chicks dig' just ain't funny!

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