HEXUS energizes the PowerPack with another 'Golden Sample'

[dureth]

1. Theres more than one way to crack a nut!

2. Andy, relaxing with his "Penguin guide to hard love", wonders what went wrong last night with Nelly. After all, who'd have thought she'd be alergic to nuts!

[xparog]

Man, when is this ride going to be over. I can't wait to get back to the compound and get one of those 'trunk jobs' I have heard so much about. yeaahh boyyyy.

[nc_creeper]

Here's a bunch:

First picture:

"This ride reminds me of when I was crowned 'King of the Nerds' at computer camp"
"Its a good thing this isn't an Asian elephant!"
"Where's Zaboo when you need him???"
Andy speaking: "Can you use photoshop to make it look like this ferriswheel ride is really an elephant in africa?"
"I should have worn long pants...My hairly legs are chaffed!!!!"

Second Pic

Andy speaking: "Hold on dude, let me pretend to be reading this non-geek book before you take that pic"
"I went all the way to Africa and all I got was this vintage 80's counting crows t-shirt!"
"If I stretch this sheet out enough the elephant can fit under it tonight too"
Andy speaking: "The wimpy wine cooler is hidden right???"


Welcome aboard Andy!

[muddyfox470]

Caption for first pic:

Damn in the jungle, it doesnt half make you itch (*scratch* *scratch*)

Caption for second pic:

After Andy had gone to art class to make his new hammock, he could only look forward to sharing his experience with his online compatriots.
Only he forgot to let it dry and stained the floor!

Cheers Guys

[spin-dizzy]

Caption 1a: "My other elephant is a Hummer H2."
Caption 1b: "I can't wait to see the look on my neighbour's face when he sees this thing parked in front of his house!"

Caption 2a: "Bugger off, I'm reviewing this here hammock."
Caption 2b: "Unless you're an elephant, I don't want to hear it."

Welcome aboard Andy - Hexus reviews are a solid part of my weekly reading, and I look forward to the perspective you'll be providing! Sorry for being a lurker for so long...but a free video card will pull just about anyone out of anonymity!

[Swafe]

1: Andy the Elephant unpacked his trunk and said goodbye to the circus
Of he rode with a Trumpety Trump Trump...

2: Why did David give me this 'How to write a HEXUS review : For dummies' book ? Ah well.....*sits back and sips bottle of booze* MMmmmmhhm....maybe Ill need it after a few more of these

[autopilot]

After 2 day's trekking and staring at the elephant trunk, Andy began to develop an overwhelming sense in inferiority...

[autopilot]

Welcome To Club 18 - 30**




























** Tons

[autopilot]

Poor old Andy's Elephantiasis what beginning to spread to other regions of his body.

Strangely though, after reading his dictionary back at base camp, Andy did not seem particularly worried about this...

el·e·phan·ti·a·sis (l-fn-t-ss)

n.

Chronic, often extreme enlargement and hardening of cutaneous and subcutaneous tissue, especially of the legs and external genitals...

[autopilot]

Andy's smug smile was soon wiped of his face once the taxi driver told him it would take 19 weeks to get back from the Nags Head...

[Sailor]

1: Just scratching myself, honest!

2: Amazing what you can do in a studio! Elephant? Nah that's my wife!

[nazikiller]

Andy thinks to himself:

He's picking up the camera time to switch books.
‘s down ‘ere somewhere! Stephen ‘awking's A Brief ‘istory of Time. I know I ‘ad it ‘ere.
Aha, too late. Just look cool!

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[BroadbandPlacey]

im looking smug because im sat next to a hot chick

[autopilot]

Andy's bright shirt, Rolex watch and tie die hammock made him virtually invisible to passing prey..........




Sorry Andy, they just keep coming to me! is there a limit on sugestions?

[autopilot]

After loosing the elephant, Andy realized the driver's manual mentioned nothing about a parking brake.

[autopilot]

oops, double post.