HEXUS energizes the PowerPack with another 'Golden Sample'

[Tulkas]

Pic 1:
Elephant: Hey, trust me pal, I’m not in to that kind’a thing, not even for a Rolex!

Pic 2:
Andy: I wonder if the invention of this new device was inspired by the computer. And why is the letters upside-down?

[autopilot]

After his photo appeared in Hexus's 'spot the difference' competition, Andy realized that the diet his girlfriend suggested might be a good idea after all.


Sorry mate! I'm only kidding

I think i just lost. I'l get my coat...

[ERU]

Elephant spanking
When elephants beat their kids it’s a lot more violent.

[ERU]

I must really want that gfx card to do this Some more:

What happened to Jonny when he tried to grab Susie’s trunk in the back of his parents’ car…


No wonder elephants never forget!


That, son, is close to how Mommy felt on her wedding night.


TAG!! YOUR IT!!


“This will hurt you more than it hurts me”


Tickling with the ivories…


May the Force be with you my son…


I told you to NEVER Give Cocaine to elaphants!


Stop reading my “Play(elephant)girl” magazines or you’re gonna get it!


HTe elpahnt was sterile the rest of its life in the zoo so the zookeepers had to sell him to a circus where he trampled all of its attendants and made a run for the mexican border


Big elephent: “Is this thing alive?

[rajagra]

Andy completely misunderstood what Hexus were offering him to join them.

Which was:

Big game, multi tusking system,
Unlimited mega bites, coarse hair, memory,
Impels pee for a stream, with hyper treading,
Dedicated fat pipe for uploading/downloading.

[pudds]

Although pleased with his new job at Hexus.net Andy couldn't help but feel dissapointed at the company car he was offered.

[pudds]

Andy does an excellent job of mainting his smile for the camera whilst simultaneously trying to dislodge his foot from an elephants head.

[iranu]

As they approached the busy jungle intersection, Andy tries to warn other drivers, but fails to get hold of the right horn.

[poindextermatic]

Pic1: "Whats a film called Shallow Hal got to do with me going out with this babe!?"

Pic2: "Hmmm... this book on hypnotherapy might be fun..."

[hibby]

"Shrinking in the cold, alright... but this is a jungle and I can't feel them!"

(Elephant swallows hastily)

[Ironsides]

First Picture.
With the camera in this position I can make this cheap ass couch on this rock in my back yard look like I was on Safari.

2nd Picture
With this hair cut and shave no one will ever know I'm a 70's Hippy in hiding.

[da.Guvna]

I think Dangerous Dom should win just for the amount of effort he's put in, hahaha!

I like rajagra's caption a lot though:

Andy completely misunderstood what Hexus were offering him to join them.

Which was:

Big game, multi tusking system,
Unlimited mega bites, coarse hair, memory,
Impels pee for a stream, with hyper treading,
Dedicated fat pipe for uploading/downloading.

[Swafe]

Pic 2 - Andy reads through the pages and pages of entries from Dangerous Dom to picture 1, but is yet to crack a smile

[autopilot]

Andy, just out of interest - where were they taken? I'm guessing it's not Wales (although thats probaly open for debate).

[twista-3j]

1) No Andy, the gaudy gold watch and ring aren't going to get you any action tonight.

2) Big empty bottle, instruction manual and no pants. Just another day at the office for Andy!

[shiato storm]

...Its big, has a leathery hide and wanders the dense jungles in search of food...and there's also the elephants to watch out for too.