HEXUS energizes the PowerPack with another 'Golden Sample'

[holywhippet]

First Picture:

Rome Total War was completely bogus. These things don't stampede madly when they get scared. Right? Guys? What are you doing with those fire crackers?

Second Picture:

They told me I have to read this whole employee code of conduct handbook before starting my new job. Thankfully they didn't say I had to be sober at the time.

[darkpoe]

Smiling Slyly to himself, realizing that everyone had blamed the elephant for that lingering smell......


and yeesh.. this is my first post. smiling slyly to myself, if they only knew 7;-]





This post made possible with a Grant from the Zmodem Protocol, Dont transfer large files over a modem without it!!!

[Kalumba]

Elephant picture:

Eat your heart out, Alexander "the great"!
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You better not take any more pictures of or I'll have Colonel Hathi here shove that camera down your throat with his tunk!
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Laugh while you can because this elephant race isn't over yet!


The relaxing picture:

So THAT'S how you ride an elephant without injuring your back. D'oh!
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Stupid jungle. No electricy for TV, no outlet for my laptop. Imagination....is....taxing.....my brain!
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I'm never going back to eBooks again!
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Why did I agree to join Hexus? I'm in paradise. Curse you Hexus for exploiting my weakness for a beer and a good book!

[[R3D]KJ]

I find it funny a lot of these on the last 2 pages are people's 1st and only post.

Well, at least I was registered before this contest

[michaelpatrick3]

"Wait a minute I thought I was stoned"
Must ... Protect ... My ... Nuts

Tizzle, wizzle and hi the crows may beckon but my beer has gone dry


It is weird I was registered before under the same username but it stopped working I use the anandforums a lot but got an email for a potential free video card. How could I resist

[extension]

Pic1: "But my trunk is a grower, not a shower."
Pic2: "Nothing like a wine cooler and a Harlequin romance book to complete my vacation in the jungle."

[neutronbeam]

First picture captions:

1. "I got your golden sample RIGHT HERE baby!"
2. "No, he shows HIS first!"
3. "One more pothole and I swear they're coming off."


Second picture captions:
1. "Wrong. Lesbian Sluts from Cyberspace IS a book on philosophy. Look it up."
2. "Huh. I thought the title was Moby's Dick."
3. "Damn. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus isn't science fiction. &*^%$( salesgirl."

[clement5a]

Welcome to Hexus Big family, wishing you all the best in this year

[Unknown Soldier]

First Pic
1) "Have you heard that song, Nelly the Elephant?"
2) "Scratch a little more to the left you say?"
3) "Look Ma! No Hands"
4) "Joke! If I was any taller I'd be an Elephant ... Jockey!! BWHAHHAAHA"
5) "This is the best trip ever." or 5) "This is the best trip ever. Fanks Hexus.net"
6) "Eat your heart out Mick Dundee."
7) "Honey! I'm riding an elephant"
8) "I'll have a Tuti-Fruti and she(the elephant) will have a bag of peanuts.

Second Pic
1) Reading Hindi/English Dictionary - "Now to look up "Thank You" in Hindi."
2) Reading the "Dummies Guide to Riding an Elephant"
3) Reading Hindi/English Dictionary - Now to look up, "Please bring me another drink."
4) Reading the "Hexus.net Guide to being a Commercial Development Manager."
5) "Hey, this "Hexus.net Guide to being a Commercial Development Manager" is actually damn interesting!"
6) "Now where's the massager?"
7) "E=MC². Yeah, Nvidia could use it at this moment."
8) Reading the "Dummies Guide to Writing Good Reviews"

[Paul Adams]

Still from early shooting of "David Brent and the Temple of Doom".

[Usurper]

Jeeze they've really let the rides at alton towers slip !

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Dude sandles were NEVER cool !, but if it takes the emphasis of ya rubbish ginger goatie then its fine by me.

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I bet this is the closest you've come to gettin ya leg over in a while aint it buddy, well dont get no ideas,................oh, and you can stop playing with little Andy also!!

[blakev]

Caption 1: This elephant doesn't know it, but I'M going to win the contest.
Caption 2: drowning his sorrows... I was sure I could breath through that thing...

blake

[Zak33]

Luckily so far, no one had noticed that THIS picture from my Holiday Album was taken in LANDSCAPE, and I'd just crashed my elephant.

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I can't BELIEVE I forgotten to unpack my skirt from last weeks Sarong Convention, but it did make a great Hammock.




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[mattjgalloway]

Is that a bottle or are you just pleased to see me?

[Tumble]

They MADE me wear this hat.. I swear.....

[dshepsman]

10 secs before Andy realised that the Directions he had been given to the Hexus office were slightly off track....