HEXUS energizes the PowerPack with another 'Golden Sample'

[Andy]

Loving both of these!

First Picture:

Rome Total War was completely bogus. These things don't stampede madly when they get scared. Right? Guys? What are you doing with those fire crackers?

Second Picture:

They told me I have to read this whole employee code of conduct handbook before starting my new job. Thankfully they didn't say I had to be sober at the time.

[da.Guvna]

Still from early shooting of "David Brent and the Temple of Doom".

ROFL! That's harsh but great, hahaha!

[pill]

img1: "This new ride at Universal Studios was awesome, wild thrills and insane loops! though I almost lost a sandal."

img2: "..but nothing beats a good ol' C# programming hintsbook and some mango liquor."

[rajagra]

I find it funny a lot of these on the last 2 pages are people's 1st and only post.

Well, newcomers were invited.
Any how, time to lob in another caption:

"Andy thought the elephant handlers called him Hannibal out of respect ... until he realised what he'd been doing and what they'd really been saying."

[Crisao23]

1st pic:

"Hey baby, let's take a walk on the wild side..."

2nd pic:

"To be or not to be..."

Good luck to all !

Chris

[Rave]

Herman's Hippy Hammock and Graphics Card Emporium had misinterpreted Andy's request for 'CoolFX'

[Dr. X]

Andy was a bit knackered after riding the elephant all day and all night

[wellmad]

1st Pic:

"Its this big, I swear"

2nd Pic:

"I'll have, umm...a number 254, and a 387, but hold the monkey please"

[Jamesiroquai]

Somewhere in the Australian outback, while Bushtucker Davies masters the three finger dingo bate technique, he suddenly exclaims....

'with the GeForce yes, become one with the animals I will. hmmmm'

[shiato storm]

1) the Great Guru Fashni once said: "to stear an elephant, use your feet...failing that, bribe it with your golden rolex"

2) ...just then a baboon leaped from the jungle and makes for the bacardi! Luckily though it was beaten off with the 'Roughguide to Phuket" open at page 42; 'how to defend your bacardi from marauding monkeys'...

[shiato storm]

OR

With his right foot planted firmly in the beast's ear Andy planned his graceful dismount.
...Later back at the 'ranch', Andy wished he hadn't. He loved that hat

[chriswood_7]

Caption 1:

She didnt look this bad last night

[rajagra]

"Hey, Stampy, I've got one word for you: Columbo! No, that's not it - Modesto! Daktari? Nintendo? Magumbo! Yes... Yes... MAGUMBO!!!!"
(Starts thinking about Marge Simpson's breast implants.)
"Yes... Yes... MAGUMBOS!!!!"

[digitalis]

1st pic - "Bloody M25............." (Spider Monkeys, just out of shot, " The watch!! Get the bloody watch!!.........").

2nd pic - "Hmm, lets see.........ah, here it is,
"Elephant Bite" -
To Cure -
Step1: Take up residence in a hammock that belongs to a hippy (turf him out if he's still around........).
Step2: Consume as much alcohol as the local off-sales will allow, in an attempt to drink yourself blind, so you can't see it.
Step3: Hope it'll go away.
Step4: Pray it'll go away.
Step5: Hope the elephant will forget the whole thing next time you meet (unlikely).
Step6: Buy the follow up to this book for Step7."

[losing-touch]

Andy pictured the look on Dr. Dolittle's face when he realised Andy had escaped with one of his unusual chubby horses.

[Twigman]

First pic:

Elephant: "Mate, this really isnt the place to show off your new bling bling watch..."

Second pic:

Getting into the new job:
"Pros:
Batteries seem to last forever on the new BOOK.
Very small and light.

Cons:
Yellow colour scheme not to my taste, although apparently in the final release there will be more options.
Manual page scrolling can be a pain.
Addition of a backlight would be good for v2.

Overall i give this book

"