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A dolphin comes home after work to find his young son beside a broken vase, looking sheepish. The dolphin sighs then says "Now was that an accident or did you break it on porpoise?"
I thank you.
tomhendriks [atty tat tat] gmail [dotty] com
A dolphin comes home after work to find his young son beside a broken vase, looking sheepish. The dolphin sighs then says "Now was that an accident or did you break it on porpoise?"
I thank you.
Sent invites to:
kempez815
nvening
mgh0
Twigman
EvilWeevil
Still got 1 left.
~ I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be. ~
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Cheers mate, will be back when I have some invites...
Last edited by EvilWeevil; 07-01-2006 at 01:18 AM.
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?
imc666 (at) hotmail (dot) com if someone would be so kind
HEXUS|iMc
Sent my last invite to iMc.
~ I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be. ~
PC: Win10 x64 | Asus Maximus VIII | Core i7-6700K | 16GB DDR3 | 2x250GB SSD | 500GB SSD | 2TB SATA-300 | GeForce GTX1080
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dont know if this will work but try downloading the program here an signing in with your passport:
EDIT: No it wont , you need to have your passport enabled for access to the live.com stuff. You also miss out on the live.com content.
so I think we'll remove that link
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mozzer [at] mozzers.com
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh1t."
Jeez
I dish out 5 and they gimme another 5 ...
Just release it already
A chef is in the kitchen slaving away getting meals prepared. He realises he has just ran out of some important ingredients though, so he tells the new chinese guy to supplies from the back room.
Chinese guy agrees and hurry's off. Fifteen minutes later and the chef is still in the kitchen with no ingredients so he goes to the back room to see where his colleague is. He opens the door and the chinese guy yells
"SURPLIES!!"
Last edited by Areku; 29-01-2010 at 12:17 AM.
Anybody else need an invite? Got 5 to give away...
HEXUS|iMc
I have a couple left to give away - anyone who's already posted still need on?
Originally Posted by Paul Adams
mine hasn't come through yet mathew dot hipwood at gmail dot com is my alternate address
Last edited by megah0; 07-01-2006 at 10:38 AM.
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A police officer came upon a terrible car crash where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the trees and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."
"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they crashed."
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey.
For copying and pasting all that, I think I need an invite!
af3blue (at) hotmail.com
Thanks!
Last edited by Jonny; 07-01-2006 at 10:48 AM.
Sent invite to Jonny
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot! Boom Boom.
phy2kjb [atat] leeds [dot] ac [dot] uk
Invite sent to Herulach
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