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Will contribute as soon as some invites show up for me
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for those oif you who missed out you could try these two insteadwww.miranda-im.org http://www.ceruleanstudios.com/ .. imho they're better than the limited new features of live when twinned with a skype account
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Wintendo XP + Linux (when it works)
MSN/Email: bluebolt45 AT hotmail.com
And the joke...
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
Dum Dum, Cha!
Craig
I've still got some left... 4 iirc. Send me a PM if interested.
HEXUS|iMc
I have no idea how many i have? how do you check?
Cheers very much Paul
Bit different, but i like.
Twigman
Log in at ideas.live.comOriginally Posted by Twigman
I have no idea how many i have? how do you check?
Cheers very much Paul
Bit different, but i like.
HEXUS|iMc
warrencooper@gmail.com
The people were all standing around Mary Magdeline, ready to stone her for her sins. Jesus notices this, and walks forward into the clearing. "Let the person who has not sinned cast the first stone!" he says, to which there was silence. Suddenly, out of the crowd, a stone came flying and knocked Mary Magdelene square on the head, killing her. Jesus looks exasperated, and says "You know something mum, sometimes you just piss me off!"
New Sig on the Way...
Just in case any are still / become available (edit - 1 received from unreal
Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support - see below:
The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by end of this year. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No computer problems.
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support :
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
Last edited by chinny; 09-01-2006 at 05:52 PM.
Soon as I get mine... I will post them here
"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
I would very much appreciate one james (at) metaloxide (dot) co (dot) uk
I love this joke:
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
If anybody else gets some it would be great to have one.... matt1ed [at] hotmail [dot] com
A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
Cheers
no longer required - invite received
Last edited by Matt1eD; 08-01-2006 at 05:26 PM.
What exactly is this Messenger live thing, its not like Messenger aint live as it is...
loggstar9 [at] hotmail.com
I'd say this joke is (relatively) clean, it's the cleanest I can think of atm anyway!
"What was the last thing that went through the fly's mind as it hit the window...?
"It's arse."
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Ross, ill send you one
And im pretty sure its "What's the last thing that goes through a flies *Head*" rather than mind, but nevermind!
"If you're not on the edge, you're taking up too much room!"
- me, 2005
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