I am the walking dead (well sitting)

[dangel]

Ever do something you think might cost you your marriage?

I did.. I just weakened and bought a 1080P 40" LCD and.. I haven't told my wife yet.

Any suggestions on how to avoid kitchen-knife surgery this evening?

[g8ina]

Just show her a Julia Roberts film or summat equally soft and she'll love it

Good Luck !!

[dangel]

Julia Roberts? Crikey - you want me to suffer as well as to die?

[GoNz0]

explain it had 10% off, and with that 10% you have brought her... (que something she likes)

win win situation as thats how the other side explain to us how they spent our money...

[Lee H]

Say you won it on a raffle

You'll need to get 2 matching tickets though,

1 to stick to the TV and the other to have in your wallet.

[Clunk]

If she doesnt like it, make it very clear that she wont be getting an ironing board for her birthday, never mind a deep fat fryer.

/Ducks

[Colossous]

Tell her that you were walking past a shop and this guy said he had an emergency and asked you to hold his horse and when he came back he gave you the tv as a reward !!

[Noxvayl]

Don't beat about the bush like a woman just tell her up front and take it like a man.

[Theo]

"Hey gorgeous, I bought you a pressie!"

[chicken]

Sit there watching your wedding video in full 40" glory for when she comes back in. If she complains, tell her to be quiet because you're watching your special day and don't want to ruin the moment

[pollaxe]

You were walking down the street when [insert gorgeous female celebrity of your choice] suddenly ran up to you and demanded you take her to a hotel room and sauce her for several hours. Appalled - because of the love of your wife - you naturally refused her proposition only to discover that it was in fact a stunt by a t.v. reality show and you were being tested and you won the 40" as a prize for not giving in. It should be shown on one of the satellite channels in the autumn/winter.

[GoNz0]

Don't beat about the bush like a woman just tell her up front and take it like a man.

ie phone her from the pub

[Brucelles]

Has it occurred to you that she may not know how much they cost? She may be pleased. "Oooh, a nice new television. You are clever."

Yeah. I think that's how it will go.

[chicken]

This may be a silly question but can you justify it yourself?
i.e. "I got a bonus, so I thought I'd get a TV"

[Dareos]

you have to be subtle about it, first of all, remove the other TV from the room, and set this one up in its place. Get the candles out, crack open a bottle of wine and cook or order something romantic (not McDonalds!).

Rose petals are a good idea too, but you dont wanna take it so far.

Now, before we get started, make sure you have a sheet over the TV.

Ok, so the scene is set, you bring her in, you enjoy a lovely romantic meal, you kiss, you lean forward and whisper in her ear

"Darling, you know that cruise we have been planning, well we cant go, but you can watch Hawaii 5 O on our new TV*

and pull off the sheet





and run







fast

[MadduckUK]

tell her you sold something computer related. something vague but believeably expensive