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    Questions that drive you mad....

    Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
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    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    that annoys me too, especially as the number 7 and the number 1 look so similar. grrr!

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    These 'psychic' shows that are on TV. People call up to ask some person who is preying on peoples fears various questions.

    First question they ask "Whats your name"

    Shouldn't they know that is they are psychic?
    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent View Post
    These 'psychic' shows that are on TV. People call up to ask some person who is preying on peoples fears various questions.

    First question they ask "Whats your name"

    Shouldn't they know that is they are psychic?
    I knew you were going to say that.

    Where do flies go in winter?
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    I knew you were going to say that.

    Where do flies go in winter?
    They lose their wings and become walks
    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    Where do flies go in winter?
    Chamonis skiing i think ?!
    Hark the children of the Resolution !!

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    WHY?,



    WHY?,


    WHY?



    TiG

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    WHY?,



    WHY?,


    WHY?
    Delilah.

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    Why do Americans say "I could care less"? The expression is "I couldn't care less" as in "I care so little it would be impossible for me to reduce my level of caring".

    The American version means "I care a bit, at least, possibly more, because it is possible for me to reduce my level of caring".

    (Thanks Evilmunky)
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    Why does bad stuff always happen in threes?

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    when people say
    "can I ask you a question?"

    yes thank you for asking you just proved you can

    when it should be
    "can i ask you a few/couple of questions"
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    I do like a bit of hot crumpet

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    Which came first ? ,(you know the rest)

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    Can you come fix my PC?

    When you plainly know that there is very little chance of fixing it as there is months of viruses, spyware, trojans and enough programs running at startup to make a grown man cry.

    Then they expect you to be able to back up ALL their stuff, yet have no CD/DVD burner or backup solution and have over 1 Gb of crap they've aquired and want to save.

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    You look at your watch to see the time.

    5 seconds later someone says 'Whats the time?'

    You look again...we all do......why?

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