Questions that drive you mad....

[Stewart]

When is a good deal not a good deal on car insurance?

[kalniel]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

[Alex]

Have you had an accident in the last 5 years?

Or, alternatively,

Are you having financial difficulties? Have you considered consolidating your debt into one, easy, monthly payment?

Those drive me mad.

[mycarsavw]

"Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter, would you like some help"

and that infernal "swooop-ding" noise that accompanies it.

[kalniel]

"When is this <software product> being released?"

"When is the patch coming out?"

"Why doesn't it work on my intel graphics chip?"

[manwithnoname]

"You will not believe what has just happen in the car park ... by the way does anyone know who own the red Ford Fiesta registration ...?"

[Stringent]

People ask me: "Whats my password?" Like I should blooming know.

[tiggerai]

Why are sets of hills called "downs"? SHouldn't they be ups?

e.g Dunstable Downs and Sussex Downs.

This one came up in conversation yesterday night!

[99Flake]

Surely they are downs if you are on top of them? And ups if you are at the bottom. Therefore it is a perspective thing.

Since maps work from above them then calling them downs is only appropriate?

[Dareos]

So fells then?

[mycarsavw]

That idiot cold caller who rings you up to ask;

"Did you get my email?"

Or the same idiot cold caller who then rings up a bit later to ask;

"I sent it by fax too, did you get it?"