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Why when people say "touch wood" they knock on their head?
What you doing out at this time of the night?
Usually this is asked EVERY WEEK by the local police when I'm walking home from being dropped off at the bottom of the road at 5-6am after an all-night clubbing session where I have to walk less than 500m to get home.
Been to the pub and i shouldve been home at 6pm ...... its now 11:30pm
The Mrs is waiting for meand asks........
'Where have you been?'
I'm standing there swaying around and stinkin of beer
Does she need to ask?
Why you gotta play that song so loud?
Why'd you always run around in crowds?
Why'd you always have to dance all night?
Why'd you always say whats on your mind?
One, two, three, four, five,
Once I caught a fish alive.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Then I let it go again.
Why did you let it go?
Because we want to!
Because we - one, two, three, four, five....
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1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
VodkaOriginally Posted by Ephesians
If there's a plane on a treadmill...
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Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so , is the next line , so thats your question answered !
Where's the soap?.
You owe it to yourself to click here really.
Can you beleive that jsut happened?
Well actually yeah - cos, it well it actually just happened.......which kind of makes me beleive it just happened.
Not a specific question but one that drives me up the wall; questions that state the obvious.
"Mowing the grass then are you?"
"Cleaning the windows eh?"
Man does probably about 80-90% of the time
lolzMan does probably about 80-90% of the time
Vodka
Man does probably about 80-90% of the time
yeah that is normally how it happens
though lower down of course!
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