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    i'm the protagonist baby...
    you cry until you 'have' your way, and still end up being the 'hero'?

    Or mutant arse enthusiast offspring of said prot.?

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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    lol... added comma...

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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    Cheat, that's not fair!

    El Spermo will get you for this!

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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    Let's get this thread back on topic before my wife leaves me... shall I smother her with a tortilla?

    i'm the protagonist, baby...
    Protagonist? I read that the protagonist was a guy, who later changed team and became a sheman, to explore the pleasures of the feminine side...the story is on his "adventure" and finding his true identity! On an air plane....(going with the title)

    *in one scene the sheman watches a couple "do it" in the rest room, I thought you were playing the guy in that couple ....what a shame....*
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    If it's still in top secret production, where did you read about it? I only found out 'cause I'm a super spy

    Also, why does your avatar change every five posts or so?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunain View Post
    Protagonist? I read that the protagonist was a guy, who later changed team and became a sheman, to explore the pleasures of the feminine side...the story is on his "adventure" and finding his true identity! On an air plane....(going with the title)

    *in one scene the sheman watches a couple "do it" in the rest room, I thought you were playing the guy in that couple ....what a shame....*
    erm... no... thats your film

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    Quote Originally Posted by JK Ferret View Post
    If it's still in top secret production, where did you read about it? I only found out 'cause I'm a super spy

    Also, why does your avatar change every five posts or so?
    Im a super duper spy, infact im on hexus on a mission...man on a mission, and please, dont ask about it, coz if i tell u, 'ma have to kill u!

    PS: and no, the avatars have nothing to do with the mission, im just checking to see which one looks best (which one do you think? since you did notice em )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunain View Post
    ma have to kill u!
    Don't kill your ma!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunain View Post
    Im a super duper spy, infact im on hexus on a mission...man on a mission, and please, dont ask about it, coz if i tell u, 'ma have to kill u!
    Is it to get more nachos and salsa before giving his missus a good seeing to again?

    I know it was you, dont lie! I seen the lipstick mark on her blouse.

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    erm... no... thats your film
    Clever reply, how come you are so clever and funny SiM?
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    Is it to get more nachos and salsa before giving his missus a good seeing to again?

    I know it was you, dont lie! I seen the lipstick mark on her blouse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunain View Post
    EVERYONE!! SiM ALERT!
    I was about to go chaw down some antis because my first post had got blanked

    Not him though, was at his last tuesday while he was afk. Was on a mission of my own

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    That's not me... ROFL
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    He registered the day after I did... I haven't been planing this for 2 years you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    That's not me... ROFL
    he's lying, it is him.

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    I was about to go chaw down some antis because my first post had got blanked

    Not him though, was at his last tuesday while he was afk. Was on a mission of my own
    *M gona be watchin u*
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    *M gona be watchin u*
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