Worst Movie In The World. Ever. Ever.

[Mossy]

Yeah, well, that goes without saying.

But, as a man, what business did you have watching it anyway?

Girlfirend has watched it I have not trust me seen some clips but dare I say you dont need to watch it to know its not going to be the film of the year.

She says or its good and really funny but I can not see any attraction. Usual chick flick without actually having any decent chicks to look at.

[MadduckUK]

I believe it includes the world's longest drive by scene where a car starts driving towards the camera in the distance down the road and takes about 5 minutes to drive past the camera and continue out of shot.

the holy grail made that funny though.. perhaps its the same

[nichomach]

Long driving shots aren't always bad - the opening from Touch of Evil's a classic.

[Mike Fishcake]

I don't know if this is cheating, but I nominate "The Nihilistic Artists' minimalist expression of protest as a device to counter the short attention span of the broadband generation" as one of the worst movies ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOdx2LBene0

(Does it count if it's deliberate?)

[Funkstar]

"...short attention span of the broadband generation"

I only watched the first 5 seconds

[pollaxe]

Andy Warhol's efforts would probably also deserve a mention in this matter, especially those who feel like staring at a black and white film of the Empire State Building for eight hours or so...

[neonplanet40]

Meet the Spartans. I wanted to hurt people after watching it because it was that bad.

[Main]

Red Planet

[staffsMike]

Red Planet

bit harsh! It's not that bad

Actually if memory serves, I actually quite like it.

[grayg1]

I don't know whether it is the worst but it's up there... Miss Congeniality

[Main]

bit harsh! It's not that bad

Actually if memory serves, I actually quite like it.

I try to purge it from my mind.

Because having your surveyor robot double up as a killing machine is a really good idea!

You know, I've been reminded of something worse: Stealth

Nauseating camerawork.
Nauseating dialogue.

Enough so that I didn't get through even half an hour.

[digit]

Worst film i've ever seen is the producers, thought it looked quite good from the adverts .... My friend refused to let me walk out As for doomsday being nominated earlier on in the thread I really liked it. Felt like a best of compilation of films from over the years

[G4Z]

Two Words... Vanilla Sky

I was really dissapointed with that film, I had watched obres les ohos first (open your eyes - I might have misspelled the spanish there) which also had penelope cruise in it and it was mind blowing. When I watched Vanilla sky I couldn't belive they had made such a mess of it. I think the real problem with it was that cruises disfigurement was really mild and just didn't counjer up the same degree of desperation that you got in the original. Seeing as that disfigurement was critical to the vain mentality of the protagonist it needed to be really bad but instead it was just weak and you couldn't understand why anybody would be so depressed about it and the whole thing didn't work.

[G4Z]

Worst film I have seen recently was Transformers tbh...

[Elessar_VPR]

Last Line of Defense, The Alternate or Broken Flowers...

[soopahfly]

Party Monster.

Got voted one to watch at UGC, all of our group left and got our money back.
I think the people voting were watching something else.