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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post


    Is that a Clunk original?

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    is this a thread about threads?

    wierd...
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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Quote Originally Posted by staffsMike View Post


    Is that a Clunk original?
    Yes
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

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    Yes
    Very good

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Quote Originally Posted by staffsMike View Post
    Would I be missed? Now I feel self concious

    I'm sure SiM would miss your tidy case piccy.....
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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    yes that would be a terrible loss for him

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Quote Originally Posted by J4MES View Post
    is this a thread about threads?

    wierd...
    its a thread about how hexus has gotten more serious in recent years and how certain people do silly posts and get spanked by other members for being silly and how the seriousness nature of things is off-putting to certain people and how the thanks system is not a worthwhile measure of how useful people are around here and how certain people would be missed and certain people wouldn't..

    or something like that..

    and monkeys.


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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    6500 posts, none of them interesting or funny, and he's having a go at my posting style.

    Cheeky whelp.

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Was there not a thread (by agent IIRC) along the lines of "whats happening to the forums" where he noted that Stewart had dissapeared and other random occurances?


    edit: i have no idea why this would be relavent... it just seemed it would be

    arr well, theres no goingsy back now
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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Exactly. I was missed by my people.

    Thing is, this whole thread has came about because I'm ill at the moment, full of cold, and so ratty and pissed off.

    Usually I'd have ignored Allen.

    So don't blame me if this all seems a bit of an overreaction. Blame the little virus things that are in me causing trouble.

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Exactly. I was missed by my people.

    Thing is, this whole thread has came about because I'm ill at the moment, full of cold, and so ratty and pissed off.

    Usually I'd have ignored Allen.

    So don't blame me if this all seems a bit of an overreaction. Blame the little virus things that are in me causing trouble.
    would that be the one that makes you go all stiff? (woah nelly, not like that )
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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    I believe its called man flu.

    Eyes are burning, nose running, horse cough, felling heavy and run down.

    Woe is me.

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    I believe its called man flu.

    Eyes are burning, nose running, horse cough, felling heavy and run down.

    Woe is me.
    The women folk will just never understand...

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    How to Deal With Man Flu

    i lol'd

    Man Flu

    A rare strain of flu so powerful and so deadly it can only be matched by the Bubonic Plague and Aids. A incurable virus which has adapted to only effect the "XY" gene found in men. The virus attacks the immune system 10,000 times harder than the average flu virus, causing excruciating pain for the victim. Man Flu has no cure and prayers can save the forsaken life of the infected. The often deadly virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract "Man Flu"
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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Women have no time for man Flu. Anything below the level of Septasemic Plague mixed with Ebola and Malaria doesn't even register for a woman.

    Men - 3 cold virii vs 10 trillion squillion antibodies and we are flat out on our bed for a week.

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Yeah it's awful.. maybe we should sue viruses for sexism.

    With the current state of the legal system in America we'd probably win.
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