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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Why such a vast and rather nasty array of bodily fluids?
    To err is human. To really foul things up ... you need a computer.

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    Fancy a pint?

    Thats genius, i second that for the question Hexus asks God, when God finally comes to Hexus for computer buying advice!

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    Fancy a pint?
    Christ's first miracle WAS turning water into wine........
    One can never stop saying Thank You

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Why did you create a tree with fruit that adam and eve were not allowed to eat from when you knew what was gonna happen?

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    What good possible reason could you have had for creating the French??
    Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. - John Bender

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Quote Originally Posted by fuddam View Post
    Christ's first miracle WAS turning water into wine........
    pint of wine? oh dont mind if i do jesus mate
    Quote Originally Posted by drisie View Post
    Why did you create a tree with fruit that adam and eve were not allowed to eat from when you knew what was gonna happen?
    because he wanted it to happen, everyone likes apples. god probably controlled/was that snake as well devious basterd

    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza View Post
    What good possible reason could you have had for creating the French??
    thin chips and garlic bread
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Alright guys, having started this very thread in 4 different forums, I would like to summarize now.


    On Sevenforums the thread had been locked as of number three of their forum rules:

    3. No discussion of politics or religion - this is a technical forum and not the place for it!
    On SilentPCReviews it started rather slow but has turned into a serious discussion between a few people.
    That's a good sign I guess, because discussing about religion is a sensitive subject anyway.
    And being able to voice your opinions about it, is a credit to SilentPCReview.

    On Computerbase.de the same happened like on Sevenforums.
    One of their admins didn't quote any rules been broken but decided to close the thread anyway, because for him, it didn't make sense discussing about it.
    What an idiot.

    Well, and last but not least, on Hexus you guys respondet exactly the way I thought you would.
    None of you have taken the question serious.
    And a special thank you to God himself getting involved with his funny posting in our little discussion.
    Hope he enjoys Hexus and will stay a little bit longer here on earth.

    Amen.

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    we are pretty jaded by this methinks
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Why do I not have super powers?

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    3. No discussion of politics or religion - this is a technical forum and not the place for it!
    Could you imagine HEXUS without its weekly religion thread?
    Or politics for that matter - have seen some cracking discussions on here

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Quote Originally Posted by SammEl View Post
    Why do I not have super powers?
    because you are rubbish
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cov View Post
    Alright guys, having started this very thread in 4 different forums, I would like to summarize now.


    On Sevenforums the thread had been locked as of number three of their forum rules:



    On SilentPCReviews it started rather slow but has turned into a serious discussion between a few people.
    That's a good sign I guess, because discussing about religion is a sensitive subject anyway.
    And being able to voice your opinions about it, is a credit to SilentPCReview.

    On Computerbase.de the same happened like on Sevenforums.
    One of their admins didn't quote any rules been broken but decided to close the thread anyway, because for him, it didn't make sense discussing about it.
    What an idiot.

    Well, and last but not least, on Hexus you guys respondet exactly the way I thought you would.
    None of you have taken the question serious.
    And a special thank you to God himself getting involved with his funny posting in our little discussion.
    Hope he enjoys Hexus and will stay a little bit longer here on earth.

    Amen.
    Could you explain your bizarre rambling follow-up post (post 21 in this thread)? What was the point of that, other than to confuse and/or antagonise?

    Amen.

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    thin chips and garlic bread
    This really annoys the Belgians as they invented french fries and are very touchy about the subject....

    i'll give you Garlic bread, I suppose I can put up with them for the sake of Garlic bread
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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    And Paté. They invented that right?

    Lovely stuff.

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Paté yes, unless it's Foie Gras, I have issues with the whole force feeding thing, but to be fair I believe the ancient Egyptians are ultimately to blame for that.
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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Paté is really just minced meat & fat*...which we do far better in the form of Sausages!!
    Give me a good banger every time..

    (*I know it's got liver & spices & stuff in it too, but i'm stretching a little here in the pursuit of a little harmless French bashing.)
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