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Last edited by Gazza; 13-04-2009 at 12:53 PM.
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I think you need to see a doctor...Originally Posted by Gazza
Can't think of much to bash the French with?
Now that is bad
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Why not ask him?
Me:
are Clunks jokes funny?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Does SiM really like poontang?
God:
I think it does SiM really like poontang.
Me:
If you got licked in the neck, what would you do?
God:
What makes you think I got licked in the neck?
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Thats a bit evasive. Perhaps he feels bad about it. Does he know he can speak to us about it?
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Human: Was Jesus gay?
God: I don't know, he never told me.
Human: you should know, you're god
God: Now I do.
Human: and the answer is?
God: No one has all the answers.
Human: god has all the answers
God: I am a Christian.
Human: self belief, that's good
God: You are not the only one. How old are you? I like Anything played the harp..
Human: bum, do you like bum?
God: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: do you like bottoms?
God: Do you like it? I really like the party.
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God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: no
God: What are you wearing?
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Me:
Are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
Wow, god is a woman
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a woman.
Me:
I'm confused, so are you a man or a woman?
God:
Blimey. Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: Adam or Eve?
God: What kind of food do you like?
Human: They are not food.
God: Not yet.
What's wrong with making pepople think ?
Think ! . Think harder ! . Think deeper !
Thinking doesn't hurt, does it ?
Hmm, never thought about that, but maybe for some it does !?
Does it hurt for you to think ?
If so, I appologize to cause you headache by making you think about something.
Now you may switch off your head again and continue with whatever you were doing.
lolwut?
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You're a goon.
You're a goon.
Yes, but which one?
Sorry, I should have said Goodie.
Yes, but which one?
Oddie, clearly.
more importantly: God - The non-existance, of.
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Douglas Adams.
This is Britain. Our sausages are mostly bread & gristle.Paté is really just minced meat & fat*...which we do far better in the form of Sausages!!
Give me a good banger every time..
(*I know it's got liver & spices & stuff in it too, but i'm stretching a little here in the pursuit of a little harmless French bashing.)
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