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    If you could ask God one question ...

    ... what would it be ?

    Let me start by asking: What day am I going to die ?

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    What is it with his son and bikes?
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Why does everything taste like chicken?

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Does Schrödinger's cat make it in the end?

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    I assume we're saying they'd answer truthfully. So...

    Can i have a spreadsheet of all of the upcoming National Lottery results, with dates, jackpot amounts, and amount of people who will win on each particular draw?

    Although i've seen enough kids shows with genies and 3 wishes, so i'd probably reword it so the answer can't be "NO"


    I would have to fight off the temptation of "Where are all the things i've ever lost?" though.
    Last edited by subucni; 09-04-2009 at 05:13 AM.

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    I can has cheezburger?

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    ONe question:

    If you've gotta ave wars, which I almost understand is innevitable to keep you entertained, and if you've gotta have killing... why have child soldiers?

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Are you really real, or is it just my schizophrenia again? I need proof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    What is the ultimate question, of life, the universe and everything?

    Yes, yes, we know the answer. What's the question?

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Will an plane on a treadmill be able to takeoff?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    where did all my socks go?
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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    If we are all created in your image, why do you make some girls ugly?
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Is there really anything more painful than a paper cut between your fingers?
    |Kata: "Read title as 'fisting'. Not sure why I clicked. Relieved, really."|
    |TAKTAK: "It was so small that mine wouldn't fit into it"|

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Why did you make women so difficult to understand ?

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Is Santa real?
    My only concern is should I hide my true identity? A costume maybe?

    0iD: Plus weeing in it every now & again does it good
    scaryjim: 10" is just a little large to hold comfortably in one hand, which makes it a lot harder to tap, swipe and generally interact with.

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    Re: If you could ask God one question ...

    Fancy a pint?

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