Quote Originally Posted by finlay666 View Post
I'm 'postman OiD' and I have a large package.... but I didn't bother to bring it with me so have just left a card saying I attempted delivery
Ah, that might be why I was three months late!!.........although mother always told me the Milkmen always brought her "double cream".....perhaps Postmen only ring once after all?.........it's not the size of the package, but what you do with it that count's?!!