Old Uncle 0iD's throbbing column of love

[0iD]

Yes, with St Val's day drawing near it's time for Hexus to feel some lovin.

As I sat here playing with my joystick, it grew within me till the pressure became to much & the idea came over me to dispense some timely Old Uncle 0iD advice to the lovelorn & lost of Hexus.


*DISCLAIMER*
Any resemblance of the replies contained herein to actual advice is merely coincidental and is NOT to be adhered to in any way shape or form. The author & Hexus accept NO liability for anyone stoopid enough to take heed of the dross written herein, and any offense taken is taken at the readers' liberty & is completely unintentional buy the author, and personally, you should be ashamed, really...you complete nobber

[WhiteGiant]

I've been with my GF for just over 18 months, and I'm looking for a decent gift.

Problem is we're moving in together soon, so all spare money goes towards saving for a flat. She has no specific hobbies as she works so much and doesn't have the time, so I often struggle to buy a gift.

Suggestions please oh great 0iD.

[TAKTAK]

Is the answer to this question no?

[TAKTAK]

Why do you chop a tree down and then chop it up?

Yes it's nothing to do with V-day...

[Knoxville]

It's still ok to just shout surprise first, right?

[finlay666]

It's still ok to just shout surprise first, right?

Yes

But if she maces/tasers you it was never meant to be

[mycarsavw]

Best spelling of the word column - ever in the history of the innerwebs.

WhiteGiant (I hope 0iD doesn't mind this) but might I suggest looking for something smooth made of glass. Fairly reasonably priced, hours of fun and opens a whole new hobby to those without any.

[format]

Best spelling of the word column - ever in the history of the innerwebs.

WhiteGiant (I hope 0iD doesn't mind this) but might I suggest looking for something smooth made of glass. Fairly reasonably priced, hours of fun and opens a whole new hobby to those without any.

Wine tasting?

[Russ]

I'm taking gf out for a surprise meal at a place called The Chequers just outside Norwich. Beautiful food and servings that even I struggle to finish. March 14th is what it's all about nowadays

[Zak33]

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[0iD]

I've been with my GF for just over 18 months, and I'm looking for a decent gift.

Problem is we're moving in together soon, so all spare money goes towards saving for a flat. She has no specific hobbies as she works so much and doesn't have the time, so I often struggle to buy a gift.

Suggestions please oh great 0iD.

Get her something money can't buy, a good night out, quiet meal, a walk in the moonlight, a midnight picnic by the river, just treat her like royalty. Girls just love all that romantic b/s

[0iD]

Is the answer to this question no?

Unequivocally

[0iD]

Why do you chop a tree down and then chop it up?

Yes it's nothing to do with V-day...

Because the English language is a beautiful thing

[0iD]

it's still ok to just shout surprise first, right?

yes

but if she maces/tasers you it was never meant to be

qft!

[pollaxe]

Dear Uncle OiD,
Every Valentine's Day I like to give my girlfriends a proper treat. I hose out the cellar and oil their chains.
Tell me, am I doing this right or am I just a romantic fool?

[0iD]

thread title changed to refelect the fact the COLUMB needed making into COLUMN

Should stop typing in the dark