Try living in Paris for a while; you forget what fat girls look like. When I went back to Britain (Newark, Notts) in December I couldn't believe the puffy, purulent, white flab. It was like walking through a tripe factory.
I am going from Paris to Carcassonne by train today. With my frequent traveller card it costs €89 each way, first class. Due to the cancellation of flights I was offered €550 for my return ticket and the remains of my frequent traveller card (worth about €80) so €550 for €260 worth of train ticket.