Little issues that annoy the hell out of you

[Raz316]

Chefs

BMW drivers... nuff said.

*ahem*

[klarrix]

the convo i had today at 12 with the worlds slowest typer

kirb havin sh*t day says:
chris i need more photos hurry up
****yOU--BAMV2--i need to get out, any1 plz says:
k, i cant srink em
kirb havin sh*t day says:
jus compress em
****yOU--BAMV2--i need to get out, any1 plz says:
i cant
kirb havin sh*t day says:
why>#
****yOU--BAMV2--i need to get out, any1 plz says:
it wont let me
kirb havin rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish day says:
chris i ****in figured that out myself i'm in a rush so dont make me ask you everything here

****yOU--BAMV2--i need to get out, any1 plz is sending you an invitation.

Invitation was cancelled by you.

kirb havin sh*t day says:
i dont have time to dl them through your 56k
kirb havin sh*t day says:
what does it say
kirb havin sh*t day says:
hurry up
****yOU--BAMV2--i need to get out, any1 plz says:
well how do i compress em
kirb havin sh*t day:
ARRRGGGHHHH


i'm still waiting for them now.

[EDIT] about 30 swear words

[Pete]

- Windows users that double click on URLs

ditto man
all my friends do this and my parents it just annoys me so much i dont know why
its just like errr you just have to click once. ok then. click click. ah!
Townies and arrogant people at school

[Dfhaii]

"No offence but" this one phrase does my head in, either insult me or dont instead of this crap.

Col

[SilentDeath]

Stupid women that insist I have gave them the wrong change 10 or 20 mins later after I served them. Not only are they too stupid or lazy to check there change before walking away from the till, coming back 20 mins later so the till has to be chashed up and checked etc.. to make sure.
Then after its counted it appears I might have gave the wrong change (or they were going to give the amount to her because the "customer is always right", when I asked they didnt know.. idiots...), by this time the customer had got bored and walked away, please some one tell me that im not alone in thinking this was an UTTERLY POINTLESS way to waste 30 mins of the managers time, try to claim £10, and annoy all of the staff trying to help her.
note that before telling me the problem when she came back, she first complaind about not getting the 3 dvd's 97p cheaper, becuase of a "3 for £10" sticker which was only stuck on two of them....

[Tumble]

DIE IN THE FACE

Quote of the century fellas love it

[shiato storm]

pikeys who steal bikes... [i'll break your legs if i ever catch up with you]

[0iD]

Idiot customers who phone me in the early hours of the morning from Malaysia or wherever with stupid questions they could've answered themselves if they had only read the 'kin drawings!
2:35am 10/05/04
Sleepy 0iD: er....hello....?
Idiot customer: Aaah, Mr White, where is such & such situated?
Sleepy 0iD: Have you looked at the drawing?
Idiot customer: Yes, it is before me now
Sleepy annoyed 0iD: can you see it in the centre of the drawing clearly labelled?
Idiot customer: .........Yes
Sleepy p*ssed off 0iD: Does that answer your question?
Idiot customer: .............Yes.....thankyou Mr White, good day.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, how many times does this happen?? grrr!

[Grey M@a]

Those sodding Ariel/Bold/Fairy Liquid adverts that every 2 weeks a new version comes out ans they say "our best ever product yet, cleans better than all other leading brands" excuse me, STFU and stop lying you tarts. Didn't they say their last product was the best which was only released 2 hours ago but the new one has a different smell.

[Auran]

Idiot phone companies that keep trying to get me to upgrade my phone, despite my telling them the following, like a 100 times.....

1) My contract isn't nearly up
2) My name isn't Abdul Ali
3) I LIKE MY 6310I*

* It's a phone for Gods sake, I don't want polyphonic ringtones, or photomessaging, or videomessaging etc. etc. I just want a battery with a long life on a phone with good coverage + reception that I can ring my mates on at a cheap rate Nuff Said

[0iD]

Idiot phone companies that keep trying to get me to upgrade my phone, despite my telling them the following, like a 100 times.....

1) My contract isn't nearly up
2) My name isn't Abdul Ali
3) I LIKE MY 6310I*

* It's a phone for Gods sake, I don't want polyphonic ringtones, or photomessaging, or videomessaging etc. etc. I just want a battery with a long life on a phone with good coverage + reception that I can ring my mates on at a cheap rate Nuff Said

SO tru m8, my contract renews mid November & I start getting pestering calls from the beginning of August.

[Tumble]

people who write BREAK instead of BRAKE.. "Man, this motor breaks like nowt else..." doesn't inspire one with confidence, although the thought is there....


oh, oh.... and FOGLIGHTS JUST TURN THE BUGGERS OFF!!! IT'S NOT FOGGY AND i HATE YOU!!!

[Skii]

Piccasso

WTF ?

Paint like a 5 year old and flog it for millions at Sothebys.

YOU WERE CR@P m8

I don't care what is is 'supposed to mean' your paintings are Ugly, out of proportion and not up to the standards of the local kindergarten.

I've seen better composition the last time our cat vomited up half a frog.

Timewaster.

[aeonf242]

1. Drivers that don't indicate (WTF do they think the little orange lights are for Discos!)
1a. Drivers who wear flat caps!
1b. Fat people in tight clothing/no clothing
2. Drivers who indicate far too late or when it's completely pointless (filter lane that only goes in one direction)
3. Littering
4. Wet door handles on our work toilets
5. Not Flushing toilets
6. Using a buttery knife in the Jam
7. Flat Diet Coke
8. Saying "Is Pepsi OK" when you've order a Diet Coke...
9. Drivers not using yellow baox junctions
10. Posties stealing my mail
11. People who recieve incorrectly delivered mail either binning it or saying 'Return to Sender" instead of delviering it themselves or putting "Delivered to wrong address"
12. Dog/Horse Poo on the pavement
13. Special brew tramps begging
14. Special brew city workers on the 5.30 tube/bus home

[aeonf242]

Oh and I forgot

15. Wet roads
16. Tight bends
17. Sh*t Japanese Cars
18. 18 year old drivers (well I was on once!)

A very bad combination

[Howard]

people who write BREAK instead of BRAKE..

ARGH yes and vice versa!! Some people really need to take English lessons.