Ikonia.
What IS that guy's problem?
Ikonia.
What IS that guy's problem?
People who mention 'soft poo' in a thread that I'm reading while eating a roll with brie in it....
If you're not living on the edge, you take up too much room
People that have a roll with brie in it when I don't! Gimme!
Housemates with loads of hair who are incapable of drying themselves after stepping out of the shower, thus leaving large puddles of water on the bathroom floor which make my socks wet every time I go in. ARHGHGHGHGh!
Dry yourself in the bathroom, not in your bedroom you prat!
(goddamn I wish he read this forum)
umm, teatowels that don't absorb water?? If I wanted to move the water about a bit, I'd just shake the bloody plate!
Also Henry Hoovers, the nasty orange blobs, grinning away at you, with their stupid hose noses, which are just too long to carry without tripping over, and power leads without a latch to stop them trailing away behind you while you walk. Portable my backside! Fortunately, don't need to use the nasty little bas***ds any more.
People who let their dogs crap on the pavement. I don't mind in the gutter, but on the pavement? WTF is wrong with these people? They can't like having to scrape dog shirt off their shoes any more than I do. I have a friend who is so incensed by this he recently came up behind a woman letting her dog shiit on a zebra crossing that he ran up and kicked it at her. They both got splattered.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
People who don't make me a cup of tea when I'm poorly. (i.e most of my team)
for you
Dawdlers on the tube who weave left and right mirroring your movement as you try to overtake them.
You're invited to follow me on Twitter
Short people with umbrellas.
People who smoke
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