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"whinge whinge whinge, my printer won't print"
"well plug it in you fool"
sorry for the outburst but users should be shot here
GOD DAMN NOOBS
"whinge whinge whinge, my printer won't print"
"well plug it in you fool"
sorry for the outburst but users should be shot here
yehOriginally Posted by Grey M@a
GOD DAMN NOOBS
"whinge whinge whinge, my printer won't print"
"well plug it in you fool"
sorry for the outburst but users should be shot here.... but the techies... bloody skivers... get some work done!!!!
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we don't skive, its called constructive planning time
"quake anyone"
time for some GTR i think as there is nowt to do here atm
People who regularly send emails, usually with requests for work to be done, with a blank subject line - makes it so much more difficult to browse through archives
Actually, emails and posts which meaningless subject lines too - "ugh!", "WTF?", "OMGROFLMAO!!!1!1one!1!", etc. and those with half-finished questions - "Do you think...", "How about...", and so on.
~ I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be. ~
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craig if I was a techie my job would be a lot easier
na.. ive got a better idea...craig if I was a techie my job would be a lot easier
tell them ya cant cope.. and ya need more staff!!!
employ me!
im getting better at GTR... theres something else for my CV
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craig i know there are jobs appearing in the next 3 - 4 weeks mate will let you know if owt decent appears
people who wait until you've been on site for half an hour and have a photocopier exploded in little bits around you as you take bits off to get the tiny scrap of paper out that THEY jammed in there in the first place, come up to you.. look at the machine like it's grown a leg or something, look at you again, then the machine, and then ask, just as you're concentrating on not firing a very small carpet coloured spring half way across the office... "is it not working then??arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!1!!1!1111!!!1
" got a fag? "
" got a lighter? "
grrrrrr >: (
mish xXx
Sweat marks in the gym.
*shudder*
I loved this thread back in the day, and I still love it
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Just say yes to both, and then refuse to give them either, tends to confuse them more than anything
The little green line going all the way up the left side of my screen, which appeared about a month after I'd bought the monitor and arrived at uni, so I have just had to put up with it til I can go home! Damn LCD monitors, damn them to hell!
Dude, n00bs like me have gotta learn somehow, but granted, some are just down right stoopid.GOD DAMN NOOBS
"whinge whinge whinge, my printer won't print"
"well plug it in you fool"
sorry for the outburst but users should be shot here
Something my mother did the other day while I was sitting in the kitchen watching Top Gear. The phone rang and she answered it, so being a considerate son I muted the TV. She then just stood there having her conversation in the middle of the kitchen for about 10 minutes while I watched Top Gear with subtitles! Whenever I turned the volume back on to give her a hint she waved her arm at me
Go into the livingroom, I'm trying to watch TV here, we have freaking cordless phones!
Sorry for the resurrection, but best thread ever.
Got three pages in and just had to share....
....anyone developed any new ones in the last couple of years?
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