ARGH Why do women do this S***

[GreenPiggy]

apparently the numbers relate to the sweetness/bitterness of the wine and are not printed on the bottle but are given on the shelf. Is anyone else thinking i should belt her with a cricket bat?

[Shogun]

If i see on the news, husband brutally beats his wife with a cricket bat il know its you

[Alex]

No offense, but wouldn't she throw a really big one if she found out you were posting all this on a forum? I know I would be if I were in her shoes!

[GreenPiggy]

not the wife yet goddamit i'm too young for that.
ab, you may have a point but then again she probably relays far worse stuff to her mates over the phone, in fact i know she has relayed worse to her mother on the phone before so, like the Murphys, i'm not bitter

[Knoxville]

Women do this because they have, can and always will get away with it. Sounds like you got off lightly though man

[Sair33]

PMT, no doubt about it
Scary how irrational women can feel when they have PMT! I know it's a nightmare for you men, but it's not very nice feeling like that either..... I'm sure you'll be forgiven soon

[Stewart]

Get you coat and shoes on, tell her you are going out drinking with your mates, you don't know when you'll be back, but when you are, you expect your dinner on the table, steaming hot.

Works everytime.

Trust me.

[Applecrusher]

Gosh??? wouldnt that get you strung up by the balls thenforced to watch you precious computer get used by dirty 4 year old children...

*Cowers in fear of what he just said*

[GreenPiggy]

Have decided on a course of action. I will take her computer apart and neatly pile up the pieces and tell her to build it herself unless she apologies, gets her bitchass back in the kitchen and make me some pie.

[Lee]

That time of the month?

[Cat Woman]

So the brownies never materialised then? mmmm brownies.....

[GreenPiggy]

Sadly they did not. I have a very good recipe for brownie if you want it.

[TechnoKitty]

Does it invlolve lots of eggs? Lol

I'm one of those women by the way, completely irrational and constantly snappy. I don't know why I am like this but I am paying for it now as my fiance has just refused to marry me because of it, and we were supposed to be getting married in 7 weeks :/

[Lee H]

eeek - sorry to hear you got on the end of some hormonal backlash ...

Thing I usually do is say "I'm in a meeting" and bugger off to the pub for a few hours, by the time I get home at 10 looking weary and a bit worse for wear, I slip into the house and volia - they are usually calm, chilled with the phone glued to 1 ear talking to their mother/sister/next door neighbour etc so by the time I jump in the bath all is forgotten

Works a charm !!!!

[Cat Woman]

Sadly they did not. I have a very good recipe for brownie if you want it.

Oooooh! I am starting cake baking projects to keep me busy at the moment.
I always get all of the ingrediants out of the cupboard before starting, I was brought up like that. In my family if you do one thing thats remotely stupid it will be written down in memory on permanent record and dug up in times of a boyfriend coming to dinner for example

[Emzay]

why bake brownies when you can buy delicious M&M covered brownies that are lush!?