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    Why do really posh people say 'Ears' instead of 'Yes'?

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    If the phone goes or the doorbell goes and my missus instantly asks "who's that?".

    How the frickin' hell should I know!!

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    Other things that annoy me are:

    I know how you feel. Really? Are you me? No!

    When people are on the phone and they keep replying "Ohh I know" Well why are they telling you then? Classic line from a Fawlty Towers episode!

    Have you had your hair cut? I normally start fumbling my hair and go AARGRGHHHHH I've been scalped during the night!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    Its good, but its not right


    Anyway, what is the difference between flammable and inflammable?
    "Inflammable means flammable? What a country!"
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manwithnoname View Post
    Why do really posh people say 'Ears' instead of 'Yes'?

    LOL, just had to say it out loud...made me giggle a treat!
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    If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
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    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    What did the captain say to his men, before they got on the ship?







































































































    Men, get on the ship.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    What did the captain say to his men, before they got on the ship?

    Men, get on the ship.
    id say your slipping clunk, but your not, its always like this
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vowo View Post
    LOL, just had to say it out loud...made me giggle a treat!
    You realise that admitting that you find this funny means you have a very poor sense of humour - just like me.

    Its' not really a question but: "Oh man this tastes awful, here try some" and it's close friend "Oh man this smells awful, here smell this" - no thanks, if it's that bad I'll happily take your word for it.

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    Can an answer that can't be validated be considered false?
    It's been driving me nuts for weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jharne View Post
    Can an answer that can't be validated be considered false?
    It's been driving me nuts for weeks.
    Any specific example of this?

    Wait while I fetch my geek programming hat ... <short pause> ... I'd say you would need explicitly test for 'can't be validated' and return 'false'

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    Quote Originally Posted by manwithnoname View Post
    Any specific example of this?

    Wait while I fetch my geek programming hat ... <short pause> ... I'd say you would need explicitly test for 'can't be validated' and return 'false'
    Oh god it's the exam i had today all over again, it would probably involve fuzzy sets and fuzzy reasoning, using inconsistency...


    argghhhhhhhhhhhhh

    eep!

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    Two things really p... me off.

    Being asked "Is anyone sitting here?" pointing to an empty chair

    and...............

    An arrogant customer saying to a cringing sales assistant "Do you know WHO I am?"



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    Quote Originally Posted by kasavien View Post
    Oh god it's the exam i had today all over again, it would probably involve fuzzy sets and fuzzy reasoning, using inconsistency...


    argghhhhhhhhhhhhh

    eep!
    I was happy of my understanding of logic - then along came Fuzzy logic

    ... sorry all I forgot to take my geek hat off... <short pause>

    Good look with your exams if you have any more - I remember finishing my degree I thinking I'll never do another exam in my life - over 10 years have passed and so far I have kept the promise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk
    Where's the soap?
    It does, dunnit



    Also, whoever it was said about the 'Can i ask you however many questions?', it should be MAY, not CAN. (proper English people!
    /me shakes head )

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    Quote Originally Posted by manwithnoname View Post
    Why do really posh people say 'Ears' instead of 'Yes'?
    Quote Originally Posted by Vowo View Post
    LOL, just had to say it out loud...made me giggle a treat!
    Quote Originally Posted by manwithnoname View Post
    You realise that admitting that you find this funny means you have a very poor sense of humour - just like me.
    Guilty m'lud.
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