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Whats the opposite to uncanny?
You owe it to yourself to click here really.Originally Posted by Blitzen
what's up?
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are you cold?
no.
why are you wearing a coat then?
to stop me being cold.
So you are cold?
no, im not cold because im wearing a coat!
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I always wondered what they cover the baby in after its been born in a TV soap as well. Or what they say to make the kids cry on the RSPCC tv appeals.
Calculate the multiplicative mass assignment of the consequent of A implies B, given G unified with A, similarly for ¬A implies B and A implies ¬B
eww probability
*makes cross with fingers*
Why didn't i see this thread beofer now?
Are you lot hiding things from me?
are you? ARE YOU?
/me adjusts tin foil hat
I don't mean to be rude - but you really need to get out more
BTW is the answer 42?
no worriesit was on a past exam paper for an exam i'm revising for, and yes i do need to get out more, it's a gorgeous day and i'm stuck inside revising for a ****ty exam
because all my notes are on my computer
Canny ?
How High is a china man
and
How do they make the teflon stick to the plan
JUST F*** OFF OK??!!!
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(='.'=)
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who's that ringin' this time of night.........?
The one where you are coughing your lungs out and someone asks: Are you OK?
ARRGHHHHHH!!!
Ah, my favourite !
I blacked out and collapsed at work, body-surfed over a sea of golf clubs and fell against a rather sharp wall-prong-thingie. When I came round, white as a ghost, bruised, and with a rather nastily cut back, a passing dearie looked at me and uttered those words.
Totally natural and very nice of her I suppose, but seemed to enrage me at the time. If she could just have shouted for someone to give me a hand I'd have been a little more appreciative.
In a similar vein: "are you watching this ?"
Its good, but its not right
Anyway, what is the difference between flammable and inflammable?
You owe it to yourself to click here really.
Normal? usual?
maybe - below average, less than good?
In practical terms, nothing at allIts good, but its not right
Anyway, what is the difference between flammable and inflammable?
I once had a friend who rode his motor-bike into a car park without noticing the chain across the entrance. His bike carried on for a while but he stopped dead with both shoulders dislocated/disjointed. A couple ran up to him and the woman asked "Are you alright?" and the bloke (This was in York) said "Forking hell mate, that were a c**t's trick."
I preferred the bloke's 'sympathy' to his bird's dumb question.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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