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  1. 12-07-2007, 10:39 AM #1
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    Man robs local 'branch'....

    I don't know why but this just made me chortle, what a chump!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

    A bank robber whose cunning plan consisted of taping foliage to his arms to disguise himself as a tree has been arrested.

    He chose a branch of the Citizens Bank on Elm Street, in the New Hampshire town of Manchester, to try out his woodland camouflage, despite the lack of other trees with which to blend in.

    Although his natural-look disguise was not perfect, leaving his face with only a light covering of undergrowth, the man made off with an undisclosed amount of cash......
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  2. 12-07-2007, 10:40 AM #2
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    how painfully ironic he chose Elm Street
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    Gotta give the bloke points for originality going as a tree lol
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  5. 12-07-2007, 10:57 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve B View Post
    how painfully ironic he chose Elm Street
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  7. 12-07-2007, 11:21 AM #7
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    Was the tip off made by trunk call. Wood yew be leaf it. Treemendous story.


    Best comment ever!

    (Althought, I dont get the "Trunk Call" bit, the rest is awesome though!)
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    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

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    How do you change the height of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidzer View Post
    Was the tip off made by trunk call. Wood yew be leaf it. Treemendous story.


    Best comment ever!

    (Althought, I dont get the "Trunk Call" bit, the rest is awesome though!)
    Yeah Quite funny the "Branch" he choose
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    that guy is *bark*ing mad
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

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    and a bit of a sap
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

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  12. 12-07-2007, 11:42 AM #12
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    i refuse to apologise for such terrible puns, i didnt start it
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

    Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.

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    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidzer View Post
    Was the tip off made by trunk call. Wood yew be leaf it. Treemendous story.


    Best comment ever!

    (Althought, I dont get the "Trunk Call" bit, the rest is awesome though!)
    unreal how u came up witht that lol, love it
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