What to Wear

[schmunk]

Judas.










Or Jeff Goldblum.

[schmunk]

fill your mouth with cream and go as jaculate.

Jism, indeed...

[Andy3536]

J sainsbury.......

Jimmy conway? Robert di neros caracter from goodfellows?

[JK Ferret]

Jemima Puddleduck.

Jiminy Cricket.

[matty-hodgson]

Jack from Jack & the beanstalk

or a 'Jockie.

[sammyc]

Jemima Puddleduck.

or Jimmy Cricket, for that matter...


and there's more...
Jeremy Clarkson (guessing it would be difficult to 'ugly down' enough though..)
Janitor - overall & a broom, simple & you can help clear up..
J-Lo...?

[Stringent]

Jackie Chan?

I think Im too tall for him! Think I can get away with Indiana Jones?

[Clunk]

Jimmy Krankie.

[educatedfool]

A big bottle of Jameson.

[Lanky123]

Jeeves?

[Konan555]

Snout and a couple of trotters..... Jade Goody.

[CaseyV9]

I once saw a bloke wearing a pink dress, blonde wig with pigtails and also a big plastic meat cleaver. It had fake blood splattered on the plastic meat cleaver and on his dress. Funny fancy dress. It was just the way he stomped into the pub and slammed his meat cleaver on the bar as he ordered a drink that made me laugh.

[megah0]

Paint yourself orange and brown and go as a jaffa cake

[sleepyhead]

Earth Worm Jim

[Colossous]

Johnny Rotten !

[SmileyUK]

take a huge kitchen knife and go as jack the ripper.

make sure you keep it in a bag until you get there though!