my neighbours that constantly have barbeques in the summer, meaning I either have to shut my windows or die of cancer after 90% of the smoke finds its way into my windows, annoyingly they only have them on the hottest days, when I need my windows open most
Have you come across Weird Al Yankovich's spoof on the annoying boyband hit, "I Want It That Way" - "I Bought On Ebay". I think you'd appreciate it!Originally Posted by silent ben
loosing ebay auctions at the last second to a bid sniper, soo annoying you just wanta stick their balls into a meat grinder and watch them die in pain
Ben
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LOL - sorry - got to laugh at that one...
I barbecue constantly (only way to cook) but at least I don't use charcoal, or burn my food (often!) but I really have to side with your neighbours on that one!
My neighbour likes having a strop about my bbq, but honestly - not my problem.
I am investing in a big noisy industrial fan...hahahahah have you smoke!!!
Twigman
To add to my list.
Areas of the body that are fiddly to shave, nuff said.
Seized fasteners, rust and just corrosion in general. The cynic in me thinks the inherent entropy of the universe is incurred via backhanders from the copper grease industry.
Being so physically far from those few who are closest to me. This one hurts more than annoys though. That said it's nice to get heart warming text messages, even if they forget about the time zone thing and wake me at half two in the morning
shaving full stop, why oh why must i scrape this stuff off my face every morning? stubble was definately designed by a comittee of women engineers.
People who park stupidly in obviously dangerous places.
Recycling consultant
Girls - since most relationships have the guy older than the girl, what you end up with is girls who get to the age (18/19 etc) where they are looking at a real relationship, whilst guys have to wait until they're 23, 24, or older, before they can find such a girl who'll consider them.
That and..."We can still be friends." NO WE FLIPPIN CAN'T - IS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU JUST RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND KICKED IT IN THE BIN? DO YOU NOW HAVE TO TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY AND LIVE ON A LONELY ISLAND OF JEALOUSY AND PAIN?
Still be friends...
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Ag another two.
When you're getting really drunk and fail to pass out, and end up drinking to the hangover point, so end up with a really nasty drunken hangover.
And when you're getting really drunk, manage to pass out and then wake up a scant few hours later to find yourself waking up drunk, I really hate that one. Nowt worse than getting out of bed (or off ya tatty old mattress on the floor if you're anything like me) and falling over again as your plastered body can't stand upright.
This can be in turn compounded by workmates asking daft questions, like are you in a fit state to operate machinery. I would of thought it goes with out saying that if I am still drunk, puffy eyed, half blind, with hands that are visibly shaking, after only having cigarettes and coffee for breakie, I am not safe to use a large unguarded saw to hack up conduit.
Thought of some more:
Quiet days at work, not only quiet but when you have nothing on because you have done all your jobs already and its sunny outside and you can't leave early
Cleaners who think its funny to leave the office door open all the time after they use the socket in my room to hoover the corridor, its not important that i have £32000 worth of servers and kit in this room, hence the locked door when I am not here.
Apple Computers RMA :/ why send me an empty box to put the computer in then send the courier away and having to call them to pick up the box again the next day. Why not just take the computer there and then at the door in the box I already have for the computer
Another vote for the charva's after the run in last night, all I wanted was to get in the shop for some ciggies, I ain't your local drink supplier or tab dispenser and to have them say they would search me and do me in if i didn't get them owt was laughable. Shame one of them tried to start so I knocked the git down
People moaning at me at work because I am mostly in a good mood and always have the music playing. Kill joys the lot of them "turn that off I can't think" prolly because you were out on the drink at lunch and you shouldn't be drinking whilst at work
Mobile phones that have a habbit of falling off your desk for no reason at all, seems my phone has a mind of its own, vibrates when no one is calling or no messages recieved and bounces itself off the table.
Dodgy wiring at work, turn the light switch on and POW electric shock :/ despite the fact i reported it to estates 6 months prior, they would soon be on the phone if I accidently removed their whole department from the active directory
That'll do for now
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people that say "Mate, I think I know a little bit more about <blah> than you" especially if they don't actually know, they know more.
And when you are so drunk the room spins when you close your eyes, yet at the same time you are so tired you cannot keep your eyes open *shudders*
lol would love to know what you are drinking
Now what did I drink... erm... yeah that's it, too much! X(
lol i enjoy the odd tipple of JD (normally the tipple is a few dozen shots
it IS evil.... most evil indeed... also quite fun if you decide to look on the bright side of it... Alton Towers for half the price
rofl tumble, i used to say i was cursed not getting hangovers and seriously drunk no matter how much I drink , but now i thank my lucky stars if the room spins
it happens worse if you lie down too
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