Little issues that annoy the hell out of you

[Stewart]

yehhh!! my 2028th!!! i r teh win!!!111one!! letz juzzt turn me foglights on, drive slowly, right behind someone, cut someone up, put some girly tampon which make your pubes softer and more vibrant adverts on a vhs in dvd quality, ignore someone, say dude, break something you all own, get pc, talk loudly on my phone (which rings with the nokia tune) about it then mess everything up, while reading the mail

Do that whilst reading the Guardian, and you're good to go.

[Howard]

ARGH BARKING FRIGGING DOGS!!!! Why the hell do people get a dog, go out to work ALL DAY and leave it on it's own to bark itself silly? Makes me mad


Also what annoys me quite often is people actually turning stuff right off instead of standby... It's a damn useful feature and uses hardly any electricity

[Stringent]

The thing that makes it SO funny, is because its all so very true and Ican relate to most of the comments on here! I think we should just scrap outside life and do everything on the net

[Grey M@a]

Users who don't take no for an answer "Can we have this and that" "No" "but so and so said we could" "well I said no because we don't have it" "but..." SLAP stfu and listen to what I am saying.

Idiots that think chucking stones at my car is funny, then i proceed to think its funny to deck them then drag them to their parents house and give them the bill

Double Standards - nuff said

When you ask someone what day it is and they reply "it's friday all day" obviously its all day you fool.

Bosses that ask for advice on the state of the whole IT system, then proceeds to ignore everything you told them and buy stuff that won't even work.

People who ask for help when you give it they think they know better, do it their way and end up in more trouble.

Tech support that read through a 40 mile long list when you have already told them the problem.

The fact you walk in to a shop ask for a coffee and they reel off the flavours. Why is it so hard to get a coffee flavoured coffee :|

Sunday Sodding Drivers - get out and walk it would be faster, learn the art of foot on accelerator pedal.

Work full stop, especially when its perfect weather outside :/

People who tear pages out of books. You get so far into a book and the page is missing, always being the one you want.

Standard Keyboards, can't stand them, has to be natural, a lot nicer to use.

Those 50cc hair dryer scooters, everytime i see a few of them riding down the street sounding like a screaming banchee I have the sudden urge to follow in the car and knock them off the roads.

The price of Jack Daniels, it should be cheaper

The barry boys in their 12 year old nova thinking they are the mutts nuts due to some led's on their wiper blades, please save me.

[Nick]

People who start defending their choice of what annoys them in a thread thats sposed to be about what annoys you....

And people who defend their opposite view of what annoys someone else, saying why it doesn't annoy them...

[Skii]

- Badly dubbed Toothpaste/brush adverts where they have a team of male-model dentists sitting around contol panels straight out of minority report. DIE IN THE FACE

- Cooking spatulas made out of plastic, oh great its melted, genius.

- TV Schedulers putting the best programs on at stupidly late times on a weekday.

- Soap Operas and the irritating attention grabbing whores they create

- Magazines comprised almost entirely of glossy adverts, then stuffed with a handful of flyers. Tell you what why don't I part with the best part of 5 quid just to be bombarded by your useless crap, and whilst were on the subject PUT THE BLOODY PAGE NUMBERS ON THEM

- House prices, hang on that doesn't slightly irritate me, actually it turns me into a raving bstard phsycopath that I can't buy a roof over my head because Giles Tw@ttingtham bought 20 houses 15 years ago and now sits on a pile of cash the size of Portsmouth whilst young people hoping to start a family have no choice other than to keep chucking money away renting or move to sodding Fort William.... ARRRGHHHHHH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

BREATH BREATH

Find a happy place


find a happy place

[Blub2k]

the fact that when I fill my Bombay Sapphire(gin) and tonic that it runs out and I have to fill the glass again .....aaargh

[Auran]

That I don't have incredible stretching powers

[Blub2k]

That I don't have incredible stretching powers

Hmm I wonder what he means.............although I think I saw an mpeg once....

[5lab]

DUBBED ADVERTS. OMFG JUST REFILM IT IN ENGLISH YOU STUPID BLOODY FRENCH HAIRCARE COMPANY FFS!

specially the ads where they are mouthing the right words, yet its clearly not that person speaking, like american ads redubbed for the uk.. i refuse to buy a product advertised in this way.

popup adverts. those flash ones, that cover the screen and you cant just alt-tab out of. AAAGHHHHRRRRRRG

[Rob]

1: So**ing drivers that will happily let you follow them on a single carriageway for 20 miles without letting the 5 mile queue behind have a decent chance of passing.... Then when they get to the dual carriageway, roar of at 80mph!! WHY????

2: Those bloody caravan lorries that take two lanes then have to slow to 1.5 mph every single feckin time they pass another lorry.... Why dont you move these cardboard pieces of s**t at night? (See below)

3: ANYBODY that doesn't drive at road-speed when do my 65mile drive home from work at two in the morning (See above)

Numbers 5 thru 1238 to come!

But I'll leave you with.... 4: MS Windows

[Butuz]

Hoom hom.

Gonna be a short list nothing much irritates me. I'm quite calm really.

1) People who are coming around a roundabout, but do not indicate when they are going to turn off and just dive off randomly. Thus - if they had indicated i would have known they were going off and i could have pulled out myself onto the roundabout and gone on my merry way. But NOOO just because your too braindead to move your finger 2cm's from the steering wheel, i had to hesitate wondeing where the hell you were going, and now theres 25 cars all coming right after eachother and its gonna take forever to get on this bloody roundabout. THANKS!!!

2) People who when going up or down a sliproad onto a motorway, do not see fit to accelerate to motorway speeds, and thus hit the motorway at 30mph, half the speed of everyone else, now with a 10 car tailback behind them, and hey ho we all now have to dangerously filter in and cause other cars to slow down or move into the outside lanes, just because silly twonk at the front thinks going more than 30mph is unsafe until at least 1 mile past the sliproad. *sigh*

3) People who constantly moan about anything and everything. - Just do us all a favour, reach for the knife and experience the feeling of flesh and throat being sliced. Thank you! (dido is prime candidate here, she's moaned for 3 albums and she's still bleedin going!!! arrrggghh!)



Ooooh was nice to get all that out of my system! Wooooo-ssaaaaaa.

Butuz

[luap.h]

those new mcdonald adverts with the salads and sensible charlotte - because eating a mcdonalds is really like sex in the city

getting a shower, putting on nice clean clothes, heading out somewhere and within 5 seconds, getting stunk out with cigarette smoke

people who have computers with 80gb of memory

Tiny calling an S3Virge a 3D accelerator card, when the only reald 3D accelerator was a 3DFX (or powerVR if that was your thing)

trying to sustain constant double kicker on my drums - argh!

[Rave]

but i would like to be able to get to the end of my street without stinking of cigarette smoke and choking half to death is that too much to ask?

- People who exaggerate.

Rich :¬)

[Nick]

People who go jogging at 6 am... I'm sure they do it to irritate me doubly. Yes, I am too lazy to jog, and worse, I'm even lazier and not getting my bum out of bed before 8am!... rub it in why don't you??

People who DON'T stand on the right on an escalator in tube stations... or those irritaing damn tourists with half their house crammed into the worlds largest rucksack... they stand on the right but then block the escalator with the damn back pack anyways... or even worse, they sit the thing on a seat in the crowded tube... no that's fine, I didn't want to get out of this smelly damn city as fast possible, and now you've made me wait behind you, you're going to make me stand for my whole journey so your backpack can get a good rest... SHIFT IT, YOU GOIT!

And while you're on, no, I don't know where any landmarks are, I don't live in London.. just becuase I don't have a backpack and I know where I'm going does not mean I'm a walking tourist information centre.... buy a map... and yes, I'm just as pleased you're over here as you are... surely your country is missing you?

oh, and yes, I just LOVE it when you barge into me as if I didn't exist. I'm so very chuffing pleased that you have the spatial awareness of a dead frog. It warms my heart to watch you pinball your way down the road as I pick myself up off the floor from where you cannoned into me... smashing.

[DaBeeeenster]

LOL! I posted this when very very drunk last night, and have no recollection of doing so