Little issues that annoy the hell out of you

[Blub2k]

Threads about things that annoy you.....aaargh I hate them
People who post to threads about things that annoy you.......aargh I hate myself.

[Tumble]

have I opened a floodgate or something here?

I greatly feel that you have, dear boy...

[5lab]

its grumpy old men all over again

MIDDLE LANE DRIVERS

people driving @ less than the speed limit when you plainly can drive at the speedlimit

F*CKING HORSEBOXES

women being indesicive. its not cute, its f*CKING ANNOYING

[DaBeeeenster]

[Blub2k]

hmmm beenster you been eatin all the pies?

[Russ]

when the person infront of you in the 5 items or less has 7 items.

when your driving past a primary school and Ahkmed the amzing blind acrobat runs into the road chased by his fans and has no idea why ur paping at him calling him a stupid gimp.

chavs!

[Skii]

C-list Clebrities

...actually all of them

[Theo]

Mouth breathers - Unless you medically have a problem, or you've been exerting yourself - USE YOUR FRIGGING NOSTRILS, RETARD.

loud eaters/people who talk with their mouth full/people who open their mouth when chewing - A sign of either being dumb as a piece of poo floating in a bathtub, or having a terrible upbringing. If you're going to eat like that, bugger off. If you want to speak to me, stfu.

[0iD]

OAP drivers, especially those in tweedy hats that go the same speed everywhere regardless.
Snoring.
90% of everything on TV.
Slow internet connections.
People who crack their knuckles incessantly.
Mindless Vandalism.
People who talk to themselves whilst they work. Look, I dont want a running commentry on your day, SHUTUP!

[RVF500]

"No, I'm talking about what PC has become, due to sandal wearing, lentil munching, Guardian reading, Liberal Democrat voting, middle-class lefties, coming up with more and more bizarre applications of PC."

And when you p*ss in a such a person's parade just watch how un-pc they get. Do as I say not as I do.

Drivers that pull out in front on the motorway and don't speed up to overtake forcing me to slam my brakes on when there is a void of nothingness behind me that they could have used by waiting 2 (and that is no exaggeration) seconds. Don't blame me if I lose it one day and don't stop.....I don't care ....I have airbags!!!!!

People in fast cars that insist on 20mph country drives....make that anyone on a 20mph country drive. You may have no life but the rest of us have somwhere to go.

Incompetence.....nuff said.

People who start mobile phone conversations while standing in front of the maps in large shopping malls. Don' tgive me funny looks when I walk up close....I want to use the map to find out where I need to be.....sod off and talk elsewhere....there's plenty of room.

And that group at the airport who stopped at the head of the escalator for a conference....why did they look so surprised when everyone else began to stack up against them? ....see incompetence....no make that stupidity.

Airports....magnets for morons.

Supermarkets....see airports.

Horses...there are bridal paths, use them....get off the main road ferchrissakes. And don't gimme that look because your nag didn't like the noise my bike made and decided to throw an epi. Keep it in a field where it belongs and won't be truamatised by the modern world...my sympathy was with the horse not the unseated rider.

ummm....more later, this is the best stress release I've had all week

[Jiff Lemon]

People who disturb your lunch, watch and wait for you to take a good mouthfull of food then ask you a question.

[5lab]

ok how about this one. doesnt actually affect me at all, but you see someones phone ringing, they get it in their hand, look at the screen to work out who it is (still ringing) then press answer, then look at it AGAIN, then actually hold it to their ear and talk.. i can do all that in one swift f*cking movement, none of this faffing around.. (typically middle aged women)

[Russ]

people who indicate right, when, YOU CAN ONLY GO RIGHT!!

[mike_w]

When you tell people something, they don't listen, and then they ask you the question you just answered, or complain that you didn't tell them. Or when people keep asking the same question, and you always give the same answer, but they don't listen.

[klarrix]

People who can't eat quietly.

The first time i scratched the paintwork on my guitar.

The noise made when our school's "scooter gang" (about ten guys on scooters that sound like they have hairdryers for engines) drives past, almost at full rev when at 20 mph up a hill, and then having the dimness to assume they look cool on a vehicle that has "Sony Playstation!" and/or "GoGoGo!" printed on its side.

The word "dude".

Really obnoxious people who are good at something but are mentally incapable of not boasting and so put the result of their skills on show physically (in the form of a reward they have received) or verbally, when they are fully aware that they are only pissing off everyone besides themselves.

Uma Thurman- to me it just seems like shes riding tarrantino due to an above average performance in pulp fiction (in kill bill she practically had four lines, and most of them were naff regardless of this) and she is now taking spots where other possible new talant could appear as they have done in the past through tarrantino's work (oh yea and because of the burning trainwreck of a movie that is "Paycheck")

[Rave]

I know this thread is supposed to be about small annoyances, but...

People that try to push into a queue of cars (e.g. a line of cars waiting to get on a slip road) about 25 yards before the last possible point by indicating and just forcing the nose of their car in front of you while driving ever so slowly.

....nothing makes me more furious than this, not even the important stuff like the fact that George W. Bush continues to exist. I have ended up shaking with rage on more than one occasion. One of the main reasons I drive a knackered old car is so that 98% of drivers will give way rather than risk crashing into me as I refuse to let them in, but occasionally I come up against someone (usually in a battered old Transit) who is prepared to run me off the road rather than wait their turn. Next time it happens I intend to follow them home and slash their tyres.

One time, my Mum, driving our 2CV with me and my two brothers in, refused to let a quewe jumping git (in a much larger car) push her out of the way. I don't usually take pleasure in annoying others, but I couldn't resist a cheery wave or two as he followed us slowly through the contraflow, he was furious.

people who indicate right, when, YOU CAN ONLY GO RIGHT!!

I failed my first driving test for not indicating right in a right turn only filter lane at some traffic lights. It may be annoying, but it's the law, apparently.

Anyway, one of my own: The 'Australian Question Intonation'. Even Australians sound stupid when they make every sentence into a question, the rest of the English speaking world should know better.

Rich :¬)