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People who post on forums while drunk....
oh... and people who spam with posts like this one....
Originally Posted by Dareos
Ok.
Office "Happy Birthday"/"Sorry You're Leaving"/"Get Well Soon" cards and collections. Like when you have just started at a new company and you get one shoved in your face. You are expected to make a witty remark about someone you have never met, AND give them some money. They drive me nuts.
Office notices that comment on how "mad" everyone in the office is. YEAH! WE ARE ALL TOTALLY MENTAL ARENT WE! SO INSANE WE HAVE OFFICE JOBS! SOMEONE CALL OLIVER SACKS FFS!
"You dont have to be mad to work here, but it helps!"
NO IT DOESNT, YOU FREAKING IDIOT! THE ONLY EXCEPTIONAL THING AROUND HERE IS YOUR MINDCRUSHING DULLNESS AND BANALITY.
People who deny the effects of carbon dioxide emmissions on the planet, and climate change deniers in general.
This one is a bit leftfield. You know how sometimes the last advert in an ad break pauses at the last frame for longer at the very end of the ad? Sometimes the ad will have a REALLY annoying mum/child with an incredibly frustrating look on their face. And the image just stays there, as if God is controlling the time-space continuum and has inserted 5 seconds of pause on this image because they know how annoying it is but they dont care!
The scroll lock button on keyboards. WTF is that all about?
"All our beliefs are being challenged now, and rightfully so, they're stupid." - Bill Hicks
- Drivers that aren't very courteous
- When you wake up in the morning and go to make a bowl of cereal...and there isn't quite enough of the packet left to make the size bowl you want, and there isn't enough milk for the amount you want. So in the end, you have to get new cartons and packets of both, thus making the whole cereal making process last 10x longer than needed
As you can tell, these two things have happened very recently to me!
tom@meangasoline.co.uk | RIP Zoltan
Canon 350d | 50 F/1.8 Mk II | 70-200 F/4 L | 1Gb Sandisk Ultra III
Adverts that show people using the product that they obviously DON'T NEED.
Examples: Any Gillet or Wilkinson Sword razor advert. They show these guys swooping across their faces with the razor leaving a beautifully smooth face under the foam... Sorry, but its clear the guy has been shaved, waxed and had a dermal layer acid wash first to get rid of the slightest hint of stuble... My razor NEVER gives a smooth shave like that in one swoop... even when I'm using the exact same one as in the advert.
Also, women's ads for things like Special K cereal... It's not the damn cereal that has given that leggy supermodel her flat, toned stomach and legs... its the hours spent in the gym, on a sunbed and eating bugger all that has given her her figure... Special K had about as much to do with it as I have to do with selecting the next Nobel Prize winner.
YES! Car credit
Can I have an immediate decision ? YES you COULD
Can I have a new car even with CCJs ? YES you COULD
Can I run you over in your stupid little green bodywarmer whilst laughing hysterically you annoying high-pitched bint ? Yes I COULD
- Norwich Union Direct ? I want you to quote me happy,
..its a hatchback...
That much !?!?!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT AN INSURANCE QUOTE SOLELY ON THE BASIS THAT YOUR CAR WAS A FRICKEN HATCHBACK !?!?!?!
KILL KILL KILL
and the prize goes to....
inconsiderate closed minded people who arent open to suggestions or other opinions, or willing to stand down from wrong points of view, i know a few of these people and u can argue wiv them as much as u want, show them facts and figures, hold the answer in front of em but they will argue till thier blue in the face :| arg!
big headed people who have ego's the size of antarctica
people who go on and on and on and on and on about the same thing over and over again, i get the friggin point already!!!!!!!
anddddd breathe
Edit // LINDA SMEGGIN BARKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE !!!!
You should go and endure the american television adverts - they're 99% annoyingly happy families smiling all the time - urrrrgh
None of it comes near that dubbed over asian kid advertising bathroom air freshner.
Now go away before I taunt you a second time.
LOL! There's one that's not only irritating for that reason, but also has Richard Blackwood in it to compound the annoyance! KILL! KILL!WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT AN INSURANCE QUOTE SOLELY ON THE BASIS THAT YOUR CAR WAS A FRICKEN HATCHBACK !?!?!?!
KILL KILL KILL
More importantly, when was the last time NU gave anyone a quote that wasn't 50% over the odds?
Rich :¬)
You know my local?
Grrr... Can I add Renault Dealerships? Who have just charged me £1.50 to top up my washer on an 18,000 service
Thank you
riiiiight heres my list of pet hates and things that annoy the f**k out of me ;
1) belly button fluff - I mean come on - what the hell is all this about ?
2) People who order stuff be it in tesco etc and then forget which pocket they've just put their card in and then stand there for 5 minutes dancing like micheal jackson checking every pocket twice and then saying "oooh" when they find it.
3) Scally bints with kids shopping - PLEASE wash your kids faces before shopping or even leave them at home with their dad ( thats if he's not in prison for TWOC'ing or ABH or drug dealing ) . Theres nothing worse than walking round tesco/asda/aldi/netto etc to hear a village bike shout for Chesney or Chelsea or Brooklyn only to see a rather mucky, food covered faced eejit pop out from the chocolate isle on their teenage mutant ninja turtle scooter. If you cannot control your kids - CLOSE YOUR LEGS and help the genepool stay free from contamination.
4) SCALLIES - What a bunch of wayne kerrs. I mean please somebody tell them that tracksuit bottoms and rockport shoes do not go together at all.
5) Hoax forwarders - Please, Please, Please, the camel spider in Iraq is not poisonous, cant jump 10 ft and run 25 miles an hour.......but they are pretty cool spiders
6) People who talk and stuff in the cinema - Anyone want to do to these what happens in Scary Movie 2 ? I know I sure do.
7) YES car credit - enough said
I'll add more once me blood pressures fell to a reasonable level, and my shin feels better as some daft 15 year old bint with a 6 month old kid ran into me at dinner with her trolley. grrrrrr indeed
How about when they get out a CLEAN saucer to put it on, just to make more washing up for me to do! Even worse when Im washing up at the time, and I wash up the saucer, so THEY GET ANOTHER ONE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid nubs that cant drive. People that take there test four times, and fail then complain that they are stupid nubs and made a stupid mistake and shouldnt have been failed. LEARN TO FECKING DRIVE BEFORE TAKING YOUR FECKING TEST!!!!
Fat people.
Anyone between 3 and 24, any one over 40, people that cant speak English and expect me to understand them. French people that go into English shops expecting me to find the french product THAT WE DONT EVEN SELL BECUASE ITS CRAP and then compleaing at me that there stupid.
French accents - see above.
Europe.
Vegetables. Food that tastes *sh*te*. Food that has been covered with crap, example - hearbs.
Fish.
Adverts. Finance, loans, car creidit, etc DIE FFS.
Adverts for hair prodcuts, make up, NAPPYS - NO I DONT WANT TO SEE A BABYS ARSE WHILE IM EATING MY DINNER!!!!!!
People that have to tidy up to make them feel better. No I dont care if all my college work is on the floor, or half falling out my folder LEAVE IT ALONE BEFORE I HIT YOU WITH IT!
When my bin gets emptyed and anotehr bag isnt put in it.
When people move the bin so its not when I expect it when stuff gets thown at it.
Busses. Women on busses with there children and push chairs that dont fold them up, instead take up 1/4 of the bus. Fat women with push chairs, taking up 1/2" of the bus.
Chavs.
Mobile phones that are not set to silent.
People that talk loudly on the phone because they dont relise that they dont need to, and instead shout in my ear.
Daytime tv.
Other TV
Why do we need to have 100+ channels just to be able to watch something decent.
People that watch soaps, and talk about them as if it were real life.
Talk shows.
Stupid retarded americans/chavs that appear on talk shows.
News channels.
People that belive marketing crap.
Marketing crap.
Delivery people that deliver at times when Im asleep.
Animals that sh*t in my garden.
Royal mail losing a package I sent and taking 6 weeks to give me the compensation.
Sigs that take up 1/2 of my monitor!
more to be added....
Last edited by SilentDeath; 07-05-2004 at 05:08 PM.
Heh heh. (Or fix the telly)If you cannot control your kids - CLOSE YOUR LEGS and help the genepool stay free from contamination.
Averts - "You can do to too with kandoo" - WTF is that about? I dont want to what kids wiping a*rse on primetime! Go Away!
Last edited by Rob; 07-05-2004 at 05:10 PM.
Oh just remembered another thing that annoys the f**k out of me and really gets me annoyed to hell.
WHY oh WHY do TV stations always put the 2 shows you WANT to watch on at the same time so you have to choose which 1 you watch and which one you record, only for a mate to come round when your just about to watch your recording and the dopey eejit tells you what happens all the way through.
Wheres the cyanide pills for their coffee/tea when you need them
Forgot one - Neighbours that let there 10 year old kids have there sh*tty music on loud in the garden so the whole street has to listen to sh*tty pop music and then when they sing along with it, if that happens this summer im going to get a handfull of stones and destory there radio from a distance, probably hitting them each a few times in the face.
this thread should be a sticky...
parents who take their kids to public places & assume everyone wants to enjoy the company of their offspring - you're there happily minding your own business when a child suddenly becomes your best mate & starts babbling to you/shoving its toys in your face or something equally annoying & the parents usually come out with some crap like "ooh, are you talking to the man?? " no...they're disturbing the man trying to mind his own business if its all the same to you!! and if you try to ignore the child or mention to its parents that its annoying you & could they remove it, you suddenly become the biggest t#sser in the world. the worst place for this is restaraunts - you're trying to enjoy a meal with your mates/family/loved one & someones kid keeps coming over to your table, crawling around the place & just being a nuisance
dog owners, for much the same reason as above - if you go to the house of a dog owner you have to spend the first 30 mins or so with the damn thing slobbering all over you & covering you in hair, & dogs just don't know when to quit, ok, i've patted you, now eff off dog!! once again, if you ask the owner to remove the dog from your lap/shoulers/on top of your head (or whichever part of you its decided it wants to sit / drool on) then you are, once again, the world's biggest t#sser
people at work who stop me when THEY are on their way back to work having eaten their lunch, but I'M in the process of trying to eat mine, talking to me about work issues - thats ok, i like my food stone cold!
ignorant chav tw@ts who think that just because i've got long hair, i really enjoy them coming up to me & saying " 'ere mate, you look like that bloke out of <insert name of random rock band here, usually the darkness, but ALWAYS someone i bear no resemblance to apart from the fact that both myself and the person i'm supposed to look like DON'T have short hair>"
if i walked up to every bloke with short hair in a pub & said in a really excited voice "hey mate, you look like peter beardsley.....you both have short hair" i would imagine many people would get offended. not everyone looks the same, has the same taste or likes the same haircut...its a fact, deal with it
builders who shout things out of van windows as they're passing - if you're so big & clever, stop the van, get out & say it to my face. nothing pleases me more than catching one of these at the next set of lights & having a word(usually a four-letter one)
doctors receptionists asking whats wrong with you - and then getting arsey when you ask "so when did you get medical training then??" - i'll discuss medical matters with a doctor, if i want to discuss typing letters or gossiping, THEN i'll come to see you, until then, button your lip & tell em when the next available appointment is
girls who conform to what society deems to be physically attractive, who know damn well that this is the case & look at everyone like they're rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishe as a result - i personally have my own opinions on what is attractive & its not normally girls like this, so please don't look at me with that "in your dreams, mate" look, cos i'm not interested anyway
having just got home from work where i had a particularly rubbish day i could go on & on....but that'll do for now, i feel much better already
if it ain't broke...fix it till it is
Adverts where they have a lady in a bikini walk past just for the sake of it. Not saying i don't like the eye-candy but it insults your intellegence a little when they beleive that they can switch your attention on and off just like that.
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