Friday Joke time :)

[Mama Sumae]

problems of globalization:



French + Greek = FREAK

Icelandic + Cuban = Icecube

The freak thing is probably true no offence for Greeks not your fault…

[Steve A]

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A Zoo With No Animals

[mmh]

Steve - that made me chuckle

[Clunk]

whats red and invisible?








































no tomatoes.

[Koolpc]

Why do women eat at barbeques with no Knickers?
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To keep the flies off of the food!

[shelley bda]

Whats a sh1tzu
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A Zoo With No Animals

I was going to post that joke it's a good one

[Koolpc]

A woman goes into the doctors and asks him if he can recommend anything to increase the size of her breasts. He said to her that she should try 'Toilet Roll'. She was bemused and asked why toilet roll? He replied that it seemed to have worked on her arse!!

[Zak33]

What do vegetarian Cannibals eat?
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Swedes.

that gets my vote

[Clunk]

Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
A. Wiped his arse.

[Noddy]

The old Poodle

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a safari in Africa, taking her faithful old poodle named Cuddles along for company.

One day Cuddles starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on them with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!” says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says:

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

[Noddy]

Two tourists were driving through Wales.....

At lanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch, they stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress,

"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"






The blonde waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg"

[mmh]

Noddy... comic genius.

[Noddy]

The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!!

[Steve A]

Whats Pink and Hard ...
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A Pig With Pen Knife

[Clunk]

Filming has already started on The Da Vinci Code II.

It's called I Know What You Did Last Supper

[FatalSaviour]

The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!!

Welcome to Hexus Noddy! And keep up the good work!!!