Isn't that why we have Dogs? so they can take the blame?! though i'm always blaming trhe Dog for when Jon lets rip!
Isn't that why we have Dogs? so they can take the blame?! though i'm always blaming trhe Dog for when Jon lets rip!
Is weird how you always not only tolerate your own, but actually quite like them. Its like the smell when you strike a match - not something you need to run from.
Also good when you know you have one brewing, like when you feel a sneeze come on - just have to wait for the magic to happen.
Cupping FTW.
No, its definately a 'bloke' thing !
A friend of mine has two children, Ben aged almost two and Amy aged almost four. Ben told his mum this fine joke (which was his second of all time) FYO - a pop is a fart.
Ben says to mum, "Amy go pop. Mummy go pop. No!! Ben go pop", he then runs away giggling. His father was ever so proud. Here was his two year old son telling a fart joke and being proud of his own fart. Classic, typical male behaviour.
"Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be." Frank Zappa. ----------- "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." Huang Po.----------- "A drowsy line of wasted time bathes my open mind", - Ride.
It is always hilarious when I fart but when the missus lets rip it is deffo c. (See, since getting married I have discovered that women do indeed fart!)
Not around too often!
I really enjoy farting most of the time, but not in the shower, 'cos it stinks, and not when I have one of my periodic bouts of "tummy upset". I had amoebic dysentery twice and it has screwed up my intestinal lining a bit so sometimes I can fart a fine brown spray, like a noxious aerosol. No-one wants that.
BTW I wrote a nice piece for uncyclopedia on the queen's ability to hold in her farts and it's possible medical benefits. She's an amazing woman.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
Its all about the dutch oven...
There's a POV that says that 'a bit of both' is as near as you get to a sensible answer, but it's farting we're talking about. The one thing that nature did to us just to make as laugh.
Can anyone here say that the first time they watched Blazing Saddles they were not curled up with mirth at the campfire scene? No, you cannot. Not with a straight face anyway.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
Farting is funny, there is no discussion, it's even better when it's so bad it makes everyone clear the room!
Sky rockets in flight... Afternoon delight
Those women just don't know the comedy thier missing out on
Best time to fart is when your being told off by your boss and he can't help but Pee himself
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