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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy3536 View Post
    Best time to fart is when your being told off by your boss and he can't help but Pee himself
    Or anyone for that matter. A traffic warden would be good
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Farting is ace

    Anyone want to pull my finger ?.
    I'm not fat and I'm not 40

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    There's nowt wrong with a good blow out in the morning, ermm sorry I mean fart

    The only issue I have is when people drop a silent but deadly and then have the nerve to blame someone else, usually the person who smelt it but said nothing so as not to embaress the guilty party.

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    Looking forward to PFD on the 11th.
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    stupid betond belief.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    An unexpected amount of fence sitters here....
    need my eyes checked i could have sworn you said" An unexpected amount of faeces sitters here...."

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    Anchor woman farts live on air

    I dare anyone NOT to find this funny. It's also proof that women do indeed fart.

    P.S I am in no way responsible for spilling coffee, te, coke or any other beverage on your keyboard, shiny 24" monitor, the dog, or children etc etc.
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    funny!

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    Depends if you follow thru or not...

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    Mythbusters Do Pretty Girls Fart?.

    I did laugh aloud at this. It appears that they don't.

    (Thanks Evilmunky)
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcmiller View Post
    its funny if i do it, disgusting if other ppl fart
    lol agreed, i laugh my ass off when i do it around people.. though when they do it i think its nasty and smelly

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    Why is it when you do your best ones there's rarely anoyone else around to appreciate the artistry?
    It's not always about the noise or stench, it's in the delivery, the posture & facial contortion.
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    Why is it when you do your best ones there's rarely anoyone else around to appreciate the artistry?
    It's not always about the noise or stench, it's in the delivery, the posture & facial contortion.

    i found out if you fart over MSN using the voice clip thing you can save a copy after, a proud moment the day i caught one

    if anyone wants to rate it feel free to request i host it, i shall spare you all for now !

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    you mean there isn't a "hot or not" website but for farts?

    cha-ching my friend.. cha-ching
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    I'd say it depends on where you fart. If it's in a restaurant and it's a loud one I'd say that's plain rude, but still funny. If you can't help it though, I suppose there's nothing you can do about it in any circumstance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    you mean there isn't a "hot or not" website but for farts?

    cha-ching my friend.. cha-ching
    http://www.ratemyfart.com/
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    at least us blokes just let it rip...

    unlike a lot of the ladies out there that deny ever farting until one doesnt slip out silent
    Last edited by GoNz0; 25-07-2007 at 01:36 PM.

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