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About LinkBacksi doubt the post office will care, all they will do is send the standard tracking mail with royal mail stamped on it, being as though its not a DVD size i doubt they will open it. the police wont do sod all as there useless at the best of times.
i doubt the post office will care, all they will do is send the standard tracking mail with royal mail stamped on it, being as though its not a DVD size i doubt they will open it. the police wont do sod all as there useless at the best of times.
Wait around the corner...see him going to the mail to look at your box...run in and poke him!
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or drop kick him!
then push them off the roof into a wheely bin... full of broken glassOriginally Posted by craigtrap
Wait around the corner...see him going to the mail to look at your box...run in and poke him!
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or drop kick him!
Vodka
Install some UV lights in the entranceway and fill the package with UV powder..
theyll think there at a rave and start dancing.. which is when you can get them.
i like your thinking
Vodka
Modify the most annoying singing happy birthday card you can find so it goes off when the envelope is opened and doesn't stop.
8 flats, 7 other occupants. You obviously see everyone's post so you know their names.
Send yourself 7 blank DVDs in seperate envelopes. Write the name of each occupant and a bizarre sexual act on each DVD. Post them at, say, one week intervals.
The DVD that you never receive belongs to the thief.
thats the best idea yet, wonder if the fuzz would be up for a bust on this, pop along to the cop shop and see if they do smart water, explain the situation and if there game make a fake ebay style package with a dvd covered with smart water. place it in the box yourself early one morning, and if it gets stolen call in the cops..
Post yourself some nice belgian chox, spike each one with either ultra hot chilli sauce &/or laxative. Listen out for the screams of anguish.
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you can get those sprays that stain the skin blue if you are being attacked etc.. stick one of those in there ready to go off once the package is opened..
..then knock on each door lol
There's plenty of ideas i like! I'm definitely going to report it to my letting agent for a start, though god knows the useless bastards will do nothing.
The birthday card alarm idea was something i was thinking, although i was thinking of borrowing a female friends rape alarm and waiting close enough to hear it with a camera to photo the offender, combined with a note telling him he's already on camera, thats good too!
P.S. The talc idea is also awesome, although with the current climate it'd probably get me arrested!
defineately needs looking into
However...dont totaly trust the postman him/herself.
When delivering to flats, it's impossible to prove who nicks what, so they might as well have it away themselves!
Send yourself some borthday cards...make SURE they are coloured envelopes. Those are ALWAYS worth a thief opening to see if there is any money in them.
Dont put money in, just leave them blank.
They'll soon get suspicious that someone is onto them, and see if you get them ALL, and if they're opened and resealed. Lots of post thieves use sellotape to stick it back down, so you mustn't.
Warn the police before you do the talc thing, problem solved
Those personal attack alarms are awesome, my mrs has a couple. I like nothing better than creeping up behind her, pulling the pin out and watching her hit the ceiling. Like a little sonic grenade
Just attach the pin/cord or whatever to the packaging. You'll hear it from miles away.
This suggestion is what I'd like to do, but it's illegal so don't.
Get hold of some LSD. Cut the tabs into teeny weeny pieces. Buy something expensive and delicious that you can get the LSD into without it being obvious. Send it too yourself with a packet clearly marked with the contents.
Watch the barsteward freak out!He won't do it again.
The laxative suggestion is a good one as is the smart water - coat all your post and the person doing the rummaging will have it all over themselves.
"Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be." Frank Zappa. ----------- "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." Huang Po.----------- "A drowsy line of wasted time bathes my open mind", - Ride.
yes i have to vote for this one now, its not just effective but it would be funny into the bargainThose personal attack alarms are awesome, my mrs has a couple. I like nothing better than creeping up behind her, pulling the pin out and watching her hit the ceiling. Like a little sonic grenade
Just attach the pin/cord or whatever to the packaging. You'll hear it from miles away.
Vodka
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