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chuckskull (18-09-2008)
Even then, they aren't guaranteed to work, and if you get a hole in the wrong one, everyone is knee deep in the Brown stuffOriginally Posted by shadowmaster
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They can also be used for going round the back door without suffering the consequences (ie getting covered in **** because of your actions).
cool; i like it
At the Paralympics, how do they decide who parks the closest?
(From "8 Out of 10 Cats" last night)
A Pikey woman is trotting down the road in her horse and carriage when she is pulled over by a cop. "I'm not going to give you a summons, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your carriage", says the cop.
"Oh, I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home," she replies
The cops adds, "another thing, I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around his testicles, I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that too. If I catch you again and these problems are not fixed you will have a fine"
Later that day, the woman is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. "Well, what exactly did he say?" asks the bloke
"He said the reflector is broken" she answered.
"I can fix that in a couple of minutes", he replies, "anything else?"
After thinking she replies, "I'm not sure, something about the emergency brake..."
WHAT!? Who put that back on TV without telling me? Is it a new series?
I miss it though because it clashes with something else.
It's on every Thursday at 10pm on C4.
You've already missed 2 episodes mate.
I've got a few animations here, courtesey of weebl-stuff
Some are OLD, some new, some disturbing and there's also one that fits right in with the 'Best Biscuit Poll' from whenever that was
The Estate Agent NSFW or kids!
Melons The fruit type
A Walk In The Woods ...wtf?
Biscuits A guide by Bob
TV Is Good For Me Although the URL says e4, I swear it really is still weebls-stuff. Also, NSFW-ish
Owls O rly Simon?
Guide To Celebrity E4 again. and NSFW.
Waffles NSFW again...
Guide To Advertising E4 AGAIN.
We Are Mature As the title suggests, NSFW
Credit Crunch Ooh err, very topical.
lee07 (24-09-2008),RoBe (20-09-2008),stevie lee (21-09-2008)
What's the fastest thing on dry land??
Stevie Wonder's speedboat
Reminds me of this one.
Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Xmas.
He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.
I saw this while sorting stuff out for uni and thought it was quite funny.
Possibly for those that are either
1) Very drunk
2) Very young
3) Very old
4) Amnesiatic
Going by the area code, I'm guessing that's for Southampton Uni? I wonder if the Nursing and Midwifery building still has the "Deliveries at rear" sign outside their building.
Not as good as Northampton General which has the sign:Going by the area code, I'm guessing that's for Southampton Uni? I wonder if the Nursing and Midwifery building still has the "Deliveries at rear" sign outside their building.
"Family Planning Advice: Please Use Rear Entrance"
EDIT: Bah, posted a couple back. Since I work there in the hols I'll have to find that sign.
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