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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    LOL its funny because he's dead

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmaster View Post
    Even then, they aren't guaranteed to work, and if you get a hole in the wrong one, everyone is knee deep in the Brown stuff
    Last edited by JK Ferret; 18-09-2008 at 09:02 PM. Reason: made the brown capital B Brown... :D

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    They can also be used for going round the back door without suffering the consequences (ie getting covered in **** because of your actions).

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    cool; i like it

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    At the Paralympics, how do they decide who parks the closest?

    (From "8 Out of 10 Cats" last night)

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    A Pikey woman is trotting down the road in her horse and carriage when she is pulled over by a cop. "I'm not going to give you a summons, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your carriage", says the cop.

    "Oh, I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home," she replies

    The cops adds, "another thing, I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around his testicles, I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that too. If I catch you again and these problems are not fixed you will have a fine"

    Later that day, the woman is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. "Well, what exactly did he say?" asks the bloke

    "He said the reflector is broken" she answered.

    "I can fix that in a couple of minutes", he replies, "anything else?"

    After thinking she replies, "I'm not sure, something about the emergency brake..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerrard View Post
    (From "8 Out of 10 Cats" last night)
    WHAT!? Who put that back on TV without telling me? Is it a new series?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JK Ferret View Post
    WHAT!? Who put that back on TV without telling me? Is it a new series?
    I miss it though because it clashes with something else.
    It's on every Thursday at 10pm on C4.
    You've already missed 2 episodes mate.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    I've got a few animations here, courtesey of weebl-stuff

    Some are OLD, some new, some disturbing and there's also one that fits right in with the 'Best Biscuit Poll' from whenever that was

    The Estate Agent NSFW or kids!
    Melons The fruit type
    A Walk In The Woods ...wtf?
    Biscuits A guide by Bob
    TV Is Good For Me Although the URL says e4, I swear it really is still weebls-stuff. Also, NSFW-ish
    Owls O rly Simon?
    Guide To Celebrity E4 again. and NSFW.
    Waffles NSFW again...
    Guide To Advertising E4 AGAIN.
    We Are Mature As the title suggests, NSFW
    Credit Crunch Ooh err, very topical.

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    What's the fastest thing on dry land??










    Stevie Wonder's speedboat

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Reminds me of this one.

    Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Xmas.
    He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    I saw this while sorting stuff out for uni and thought it was quite funny.


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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Possibly for those that are either

    1) Very drunk
    2) Very young
    3) Very old
    4) Amnesiatic

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Going by the area code, I'm guessing that's for Southampton Uni? I wonder if the Nursing and Midwifery building still has the "Deliveries at rear" sign outside their building.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Gerrard View Post
    Going by the area code, I'm guessing that's for Southampton Uni? I wonder if the Nursing and Midwifery building still has the "Deliveries at rear" sign outside their building.
    Not as good as Northampton General which has the sign:

    "Family Planning Advice: Please Use Rear Entrance"

    EDIT: Bah, posted a couple back. Since I work there in the hols I'll have to find that sign.
    Last edited by Powderhound; 21-09-2008 at 09:26 PM.

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