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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Ok, you don't like rapism jokes, but you like every other kind of -ism jokes... surely that makes you evil

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Yes. But at least I can admit it myself, I don't need to people to tell me what's right/wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JK Ferret View Post
    Yes. But at least I can admit it myself, I don't need to people to tell me what's right/wrong.
    lol... I was just pulling your leg mate... Its cool... I likes all the -ism jokes too

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JK Ferret View Post
    Jokes about blondes - whatever the word for that is, I'm now an -ist.
    trichologist?
    I have many friends who are white, black, male, female, blonde, brunette, redhaired/ginger
    all at the same time? they sound strange..


    in seriousness tho - i agree with you here, i just didn't have the energy to write all that myself. & i like a bit of black (sorry,gallows) humour but i didn't like the Patrick Swayze ones myself. not funny imo.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teacher singled him out.

    "If I gave you £20," the teacher began," and you gave £5 to Mary,£5 to Sally and £5 to Susan, what would you have?"
    "An orgy," Johnny answered.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmaster View Post
    Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teacher singled him out.

    "If I gave you £20," the teacher began," and you gave £5 to Mary,£5 to Sally and £5 to Susan, what would you have?"
    "An orgy," Johnny answered.
    Little Matty was in his math's class one day when the teacher singled him out.

    "If I gave you £20," the teacher began," and you gave £5 to JK Ferret and £5 to your girlfriend, what would you have?"
    "The wrong kind of threesome," Matty answered.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    No racist jokes are good.

    I've pulled the two that have appeared so far.

    Racism isn't something that can be done 'slightly'... it either is or isn't.

    And some of the phrases I've seen used eg, 'Paki' are offensive.

    So to draw the line VERY clearly for you all, NO racist jokes.
    Sorry my bad, figured it was a grey area as there were Irish jokes etc already in
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Irish is not a race, its a nationality

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    It's still arguable though. You could say that every different nationality is a race, or you could do the opposite and just say 'human race'

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    Irish is not a race, its a nationality
    My point was about discriminating/use of prejudices
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    I do like a bit of hot crumpet

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    We always have done, and always will, discriminate. It's just how we naturally are.

    What we must never forget that it works both ways. A black man could say 'hey nigga' to another, or to a white man (listen to most rap), but a white man will get prosecuted for just thinking about it. Sounds like racism to me.

    You can take offence over injustices within, say, employment ratios. Take for example the police force. They pledged to recruit more women and black people a while back. This is discrimination of white males, surely?


    Going back to jokes, my personal view is, if you can make a joke to the type of person in that joke (i.e. a 'racist' joke to a black man), and they will find it funny and not get bring a lawsuit against you, then that's fine.


    For the record, I do not condone racists. You can tell a black joke and not be racist (like I have said, I have many coloured friends. I can still laugh at jokes which are 'racist') however, if it turns to spite, then it immediately becomes wrong.


    If we cannot act in a sensible way even when we are just joking around, then the world has become a rotten place, not one I would wish to be in. Hopefully though, people like that make up less than 0% of the world population.

    I'll stop now before I get banned for discrimination against badness

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    I dont see many jokes here people Lets keep it more jokes and less banter! Please, this is one thread I can keep reading without being interrupted by banter...let it stay that way, I dont want to be "searching" for jokes in this thread in the near future
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    You can tell a black joke and not be racist (like I have said, I have many coloured friends. I can still laugh at jokes which are 'racist')
    Maybe you can but all of the jokes here are in text and you are not telling them face to face among a group of friends in the pub.
    You are telling them to ANYONE that cares to read.

    This thread is a joke thread, not a political one so why not just tell jokes.

    If someone cant tell a joke that doesnt directly have a go at someone because they are somehow different, then the mind of some are very small.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Guys, discuss the issues of racism over in Question Time, that's what it's there for.

    Here's my joke for today :

    Since working for HEXUS I've been less active but carried on eating as normal, so I've put on a bit of weight.

    Last night the missus cuddles up to me and in her sexiest voice she purrs "Darling, if you start exercising and lose two stone I'll give you a lap dance..."

    My reply: "You lose two stone and I'll watch"

    I never realised how uncomfortable my sofa is to sleep on.
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    Sofas aren't that uncomfortable I spent a week sleeping on our 2-seater, only problem was my feet hung off the end

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Last night the missus cuddles up to me and in her sexiest voice she purrs "Darling, if you start exercising and lose two stone I'll give you a lap dance..."

    My reply: "You lose two stone and I'll watch"

    I never realised how uncomfortable my sofa is to sleep on.
    At least she didn't tase you
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