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    Last night the missus cuddles up to me and in her sexiest voice she purrs...
    it was definitely the missus, & not the cat...?

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.
    Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

    "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?" Holmes said, Watson pondered for a minute.

    "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

    Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, Some ***** has stolen our tent

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN:

    8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
    8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
    8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
    9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
    10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
    10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
    12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
    12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs..
    1:00 Shopping with friends.
    3:00 Nap.
    4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
    4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
    5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
    7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
    10:00 Hot shower. Alone.
    10:30 Make love.
    11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
    11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

    PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN:

    6:00 Alarm.
    6:15 Blowjob.
    6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
    7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
    7:30 Limo arrives.
    7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
    8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
    9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
    9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
    11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
    12:15 Blowjob.
    12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
    2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
    2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
    3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
    4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs.
    5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
    7:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Clinton resigns.
    7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 Oz. New York strip.
    9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
    10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
    11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
    11:45 Go to bed.
    11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
    11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    How To Shower Like A Woman-

    * Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
    * Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
    * Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
    * Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    * Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    * Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    * Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
    * Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
    * Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
    * Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
    * Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
    * Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
    * Turn off shower.
    * Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
    * Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
    * Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
    * Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
    * Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
    * If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half getting dressed.

    How To Shower Like A Man-

    * Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
    * Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the ''woo, woo'' sound.
    * Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecs. Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror, scratch your balls.
    * Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use one.
    * Wash your face.
    * Wash your armpits.
    * Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
    * Wash your privates and surrounding area.
    * Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
    * Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
    * Make a shampoo Mohawk.
    * Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
    * Pee (in the shower).
    * Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor bacause you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
    * Partially dry off.
    * Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles .Admire wiener size. 18. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
    * Leave bathroom light and fan on.
    * Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your balls, shout ''Oh yeah, baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her.
    * Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
    'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said,

    'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'



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    Whilst it's still here... come crass racism!

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!'

    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night'
    She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'

    John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife'

    'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner

    The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary'

    She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come'
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Moved and left open by moi

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"

    The Manager replied, "Which one? We have -
    'Barbie goes to the gym for £19.95 ...
    'Barbie goes to the Ball for £19.95 ...
    'Barbie goes shopping for £19.95 ...
    'Barbie goes to the beach' for £19.95...
    'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for £19.95 ...
    and 'Divorced Barbie' for £375.00."

    "Why is the Divorced Barbie £375.00, when all the others are £19.95?" Dad asked surprised.

    Simple..."Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Ha good one... and don't forget Ken's manhood

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    [Disclaimer] Apologies for the caps, but I just can't be arsed to re-type it.

    ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
    HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, 'THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,' WAS TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

    BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY'

    MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

    OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

    ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

    IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS. HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY. 'SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!'
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    not well dodgy, but worth a laugh:


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    A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.

    The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"

    The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis




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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    lmao, thanks Nick!

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    I think this was on b3ta.com

    A friend at work told me how her son was once walking home from a beery night out in town. It's about a three mile trek home but due to the crapness of local taxis it wasn't unusual for him to have to do it. So its after midnight , he's about half way through his journey and he's very drunkenly staggering down the side of a dual carriageway when he decides he wants a cigarette. Unfortunately the wind is quite strong that night and keeps blowing his lighter out. He turns his back to the wind, shields himself with his coat and finally gets his cigarette going. Whereupon hes so drunk he resumes walking, forgetting he's turned 180 degrees to light his smoke, and makes it all the way back into town before he realises.

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