Official HEXUS World Cup Discussion Thread!

[DR]

Nevermmind

[Clunk]

dog kack.

sack the swede now, live on tv.

[johnny02004976]

ridiculous game - when c.ronaldo gets back to UK he will be battered as willl the cock himself R.Carvalho. Why the hell is lampard crying, he's been the worst player on the field in every game. I just wish someone would walk over to "Big Phil" and smack him... im off to get VERY drunk

[GDVS]

I feel this joke will become resurrected over the next few days...


Wayne Rooney wakes up one morning, showers, and puts on his best tracksuit ready for another hard day's work on the pitch.

Catching sight of himself in the mirror he thinks, "By god, Wayne, you're looking good this morning." He admires the fine cut of his outfit and flexes his biceps. "Feeling good, too," he notes proudly at the firm swell of muscle underneath the kit he's wearing.

He enters the kitchen downstairs and his girlfriend, hands him a bowl of cornflakes. "You're looking fit this morning, Wayne."

"I certainly am," says Wayne appreciatively. "I feel good as well."

"But you're not smelling so good, mind," comments his beloved. Wayne takes a sniff. "You're right there," he says worriedly, "I am smelling a bit rough."

He eats his cereal, downs his coffee, and sets off for work. "Good morning to you" he says to Alex Ferguson.

"It's a fine morning Wayne," says Alex, "and you're looking really good."

"Why thank you. I look good, and I feel pretty good as well," says Wayne flexing both arms for his benefit.

"Christ, Wayne!" winces Alex in disgust, "you smell awful!"

Worried, Wayne visits his doctor.

"Doc, I've got a problem. I look good, I feel great, but I smell awful."

The doctor reaches down his medical dictionary. "You look good..." he mutters as he scans down the page, "feel great... but... smell awful.

Hmmm, yes... It's quite simple, Wayne..." the doctor says.

"Well, what is it?"

"You're a rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish."

[Howard]

Go Portugal



This lower case filter is really irritating

[Nick F]

Rubbish, I feel cheated.......

For the amount of work we put in we should have won.

[johnny02004976]

id love Ian Wright to stand up know and knock the crap out of Alan Hansen

[Blackmage]

Rubbish, I feel cheated.......

For the amount of work we put in we should have won.

ronaldo i hate this guy i wish he would leave english football.

[Noni]

**** Ronaldo and **** the referee, no way was that a sending off ****ing prick

did u see that wink? ************

[Odc]

Cheated out of this world cup .

[johnny02004976]

its RIGGED as usual - shock the ref is Argentinian he's always going to send us out. Anyone see Ronaldo talkin to Rooney before the game, it was clearly a look of intent of "im gonna get u sent off" - tbh tho if i was a portuguese player in the premiership, id develop an injury which lasted a few months, there's gonna be one rough reception

[Robert]

I honestly don't think that Rooney meant to stamp..I think it was him just stepping backwards. Also I'm a man u fan and I hope ronaldo leaves united, ******* ****.

That wink and the headbut at the start....****.

[GDVS]

did u see that wink? ************

No, I did see him stamp on the guys balls though. Kinda can't criticise that decision too much (not that I know anything about football but stamping on someone's balls has to be a red card, right?)

[beanbandit]

Portugal win by 3 Oscars. Ronaldo will be the most hated man in the prem league next season. Just hope Rooney does a job on him in training

[Stringent]

Euro 2008 anyone?

[beanbandit]

No, I did see him stamp on the guys balls though. Kinda can't criticise that decision too much (not that I know anything about football but stamping on someone's balls has to be a red card, right?)

I didn't see it as a stamp, mearly someone unbalanced, so an accident. Plus i don't think he got the card for that either, more a case of Ronaldo asking for a card then Rooney pushing the &%$£ away.